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  • I'm Not Dead Yet!

    Howdy, kids! It's me, your lovable Uncle Jester. Obviously I haven't been here in a while, but it's not for any particular reason, other than busy with other stuff in my life: girlfriend (sort of--as the kids say, it's complicated), job, drinking beer, cooking chili, watching porn, grooving on some of my favorite shows, drinking more beer, working I finally making my plans to move back to Arizona a reality rather than just a lot of hot air, enjoying the insanity that is the Presidential election campaign, hiding bodies from the authorities, and so on.

    Anyway, I'm gonna try to be here a little more, and hope to talk to a bunch of you, but just wanted to check in and let you know I didn't suddenly become shark chum.

    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
    Still A Customer."


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    We hoped feared you'd been forcibly relocated to Thule. (Greenland)
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #3
      Um, why Thule?

      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
      Still A Customer."

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      • #4
        Quoth Jester View Post
        Um, why Thule?
        On beyond Nunavut... Ice... Snow... Walruses...
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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        • #5
          They'd have to bring a whole lot of force to make that happen!

          "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
          Still A Customer."

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          • #6
            This is not the Jester you are looking for...
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #7
              you will be soon. You're very ill. *hands a guy 9 pence*
              ACNL Dream Address: 5300-6013-1370

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              • #8


                Welcome back!!!!!!!
                Unseen but seeing
                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                3rd shift needs love, too
                RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                • #9
                  I wondered. Nice to see you back
                  When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                  • #10
                    Misreads can be fun, I sure you're not a dead yeti too.
                    ludo ergo sum

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                    • #11
                      Quoth rvdammit View Post
                      Misreads can be fun, I sure you're not a dead yeti too.
                      SHHHH he is sensitive about that part of his life
                      ACNL Dream Address: 5300-6013-1370

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                      • #12
                        Quoth rvdammit View Post
                        Misreads can be fun, I sure you're not a dead yeti too.
                        Quite sure, but possibly a descendant of one.

                        This is a reference to the Church of the Sub-Genius, by the way...

                        You must fight for your Slack!
                        "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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                        • #13
                          Jester may not be dead,but being a barman,he's still surrounded by spirits












                          Thank you.I'll be here all week.I recommend the veal.Apparently it's veal-ly good
                          The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
                            Jester may not be dead,but being a barman,he's still surrounded by spirits












                            Thank you.I'll be here all week.I recommend the veal.Apparently it's veal-ly good
                            booooo
                            ACNL Dream Address: 5300-6013-1370

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                            • #15
                              Quoth darkroxas45 View Post
                              booooo...
                              ...oooozzze!
                              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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