I just thought of this one. Name some attributes of your perfect company. (Note that I don't mean things specific to your company. For example, several of the below don't apply to Big Green Cab Co.)
My starting list:
I could go on (and on and on and on) but I want to see what you guys come up with.
My starting list:
- Owners/stockholders make good business decisions and don't just let sheer greed determine everything.
- Management gets bonuses based on lower-level employees getting bonuses.
- If finances are so bad that layoffs are the answer, then nobody in management gets bonuses.
- Upper management salaries are limited to a low multiple of entry-level employees. (Ben & Jerry's used to do this; the limit was 5x the lowest wages.)
- Related to that, employees are paid what they're worth.
- Deliberately hiring far more employees than is necessary to cover all shifts/do all necessary work is grounds for immediate retraining/demotion/termination.
- Ditto deliberately remaining understaffed.
- Long-term temps are prohibited. If they're worth keeping, hire them!
- Supplies are available before they're needed, in adequate amounts, without having to do a complicated paperwork song-and-dance requesting them.
- Mismanagement results in punishing the managers, not their underlings.
- Managers support their employees and back them up.
- Promises are kept. Promises that can't be kept aren't made.
I could go on (and on and on and on) but I want to see what you guys come up with.
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