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Got a call from somebody saying they have been monitoring my credit card activity for the past six months.. which is a neat trick as I have no credit cards.
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Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong. -
I get similar stuff in my email for WhatsApp. I don't have a WhatsApp account.Quoth Mytical View Post
Same with FaceBook.
I have one CC I never use. Still not entirely sure why I have it. I haven't gotten those calls, though. And if I have, they've hung up before leaving a message.Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled. -
I'm so upset! PayPal keeps telling me they have limited my account
What account, you may ask? The one I had (and haven't used) in over 5 years. Yes, I checked, it was closed 5 years ago.
At least get your *mark* list up-to-date! Lazy scammers!Comment
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Statistically speaking, even the laziest, most half-assed scammers will still score enough to make it worth their while.Comment
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Mytical - If they call you again, go "WHAAAT?! You're the one who has all of my cards?!? I need them back right now, you f***ing thief!"
What CL said -- This, exactly. Even legitimate snailmails and emails are lucky if they get 2% of the people they try to contact to respond at all, let alone buy something (4% is considered phenomenal). If an email scammer can get 1% of 1% of the recipients to bite, he's made his money back."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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You have? Then would you know a cheaper source of transsexual nazi Eskimo porn? Them-*click*AkaiKitsune
Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.Comment
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Did you...Was that a Weird Al reference? o_O
Brings Rosco some mashed potatoes to be his friend"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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YES finally someone gets it!
AkaiKitsune
Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.Comment
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Uh, the eh, Town Council just passed a new ordinance, there's now a $5,000 fine for directing a movie while wearing poofy pants
I'm not wearing poofy pants...
I'm sorry, uh, I meant to say, $5,000 fine for NOT directing a movie while wearing poofy pants.- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.Comment
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There's also a $1,000 Leaving Town tax.Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
Won't turn out right. Can't turn out rightComment
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Let's not forget the taxes enumerated in this film clip."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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... And a $500 fee for staying in town.Quoth MadMike View PostThis site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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I wonder what Mr. Wilson and Mr. Heath think about this...Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.Comment
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