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  • #1

    I am a horrible person

    Why am I horrible?

    Last night, boyfriend and I had some ice cream. Vanilla ice cream, with no toppings so we shared some with our monsters. Gave a small spoonful to Mister Kitteh and he went Nom! Then a second later we both heard "Mew" and Mister Kitteh was looking at the rest of his ice cream with intense suspicion.

    Yes. He gave himself a brain freeze. And I found it hilarious. Which makes me a horrible person.
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    Go stand in the corner and think about what you did, then give special kitteh noms to the kitteh
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    • #3
      Well!... Then, you will agree with me that this video is not funny in any way. At all. Under any circumstances. EVER.
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      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
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      • #4
        My cat managed to get a plastic bag handle wrapped around his back paw or waist (I forget which, I know it didn't do any damage but could have so I should have been more careful). Anyway he started to walk away and the bag came with him. Scared the little whiskers off of him, ended up tearing around the apartment absolutely terrified with the bag "chasing" him. We got him untangled and laughed our socks off. Guess we're horrible too?
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        • #5
          PFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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          • #6
            I'm even more horrible. There's a YouTube video of a guy working a fart machine to startle his kitten, and it has me in tears. It's even better when owners use it on their dogs, and the dogs look surprised and sniff their butts.

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            • #7
              I'm horrible, too. 'Cause I visualized "kitty with brain freeze face", and I'm still giggling.

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              • #8
                I suppose I'm a horrible person for laughing at videos of cats getting spooked by cucumbers.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                  I suppose I'm a horrible person for laughing at videos of cats getting spooked by cucumbers.
                  That one no you are cool laughing at them but making one no not cool since when your cat is eating it expects to be safe. but that's just my opinion and I need burgers so *takes the pi out of his opinion and slices it*
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                  • #10
                    My mom used to let her cats have a little bit of ice cream when she had hers after dinner. The boy cat really liked it, she started calling him "The Gelato Gatto".

                    One of our cats walked past our ottoman one day with his tail high in the air. A post-it note that was lying on the ottoman stuck to his long silky fur. He started running around, because the Evil Post-It was chasing him! We laughed our butts off, but I eventually took pity on him and grabbed him to pull the note off.

                    My wife? Tried to put the note back... She really is evil some times.
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                    • #11
                      On the cucumber thing -- Some have theorized that cats fear them because they think they're small, pudgy snakes...who knows?
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                      • #12
                        Quoth EricKei View Post
                        On the cucumber thing...
                        This cat fears them because they might be zyuckinni!
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                        • #13
                          Even worse!


                          ...Goddamit, dale, put your zyuckinni away! This is a family site!...A deranged, Addams family-ish site, but a family site, nonetheless.
                          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                          "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                          • #14
                            DH and I tried the cucumber thing with our cat. She couldn't have cared less about its presence.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Nunavut Pants View Post
                              My wife? Tried to put the note back... She really is evil some times.
                              I think I would get on with your wife.
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