Quick story from a few days ago. I was home, and it was a pleasant day, so I had my windows open. For a while (maybe 10-15 minutes) I could hear a very faint beeping sound. I ignored it. It's an old neighborhood, with lots of houses, and lots of miscellaneous noises. I tune most of them out. I go into the kitchen for water and can smell a bit of smoke, not like cigarette smoke or BBQ smoke, but like burning plastic. I think "did I leave something on the stove?" Then sirens and I'm like oh crap, the beeping was a smoke detector, duh!
Then I had a terrible thought, what if it's my building! It could be a neighbor's unit, and I might not hear or smell anything, especially if it was upstairs. So I pull on pants (shut up) and head outside to see where the firemen are running to. Then I can see it's my across-the-street neighbor's house. His detached garage, specifically. So there's like 6 fire engines crammed onto the street, which is very narrow and only one lane wide. Everyone is outside watching, at this point. The fire must have been small, and it's out super fast. The garage is metal and hardly looks damaged at all, there was a lot of smoke, that's all.
Afterward, everyone is just chilling, sitting out on their lawns drinking and talking. All the parents bring their kids over and get little plastic fire helmets and hang out with the firemen. This went on for some time, even after the firemen left. I guess I have no reason to share other than I haven't been around anything like this. I mean, I've been around a few incidents, but always out in the boonies where everyone owns 5 acres at least. So there weren't any gawkers. Plus those seemed more... serious. Like sheriffs and ambulances and meth labs. This had a different feeling. I think if something bad were happening, people would come and help. I hope they wouldn't just watch, but it's not like they could have been helping in this case, lol.
Then I had a terrible thought, what if it's my building! It could be a neighbor's unit, and I might not hear or smell anything, especially if it was upstairs. So I pull on pants (shut up) and head outside to see where the firemen are running to. Then I can see it's my across-the-street neighbor's house. His detached garage, specifically. So there's like 6 fire engines crammed onto the street, which is very narrow and only one lane wide. Everyone is outside watching, at this point. The fire must have been small, and it's out super fast. The garage is metal and hardly looks damaged at all, there was a lot of smoke, that's all.
Afterward, everyone is just chilling, sitting out on their lawns drinking and talking. All the parents bring their kids over and get little plastic fire helmets and hang out with the firemen. This went on for some time, even after the firemen left. I guess I have no reason to share other than I haven't been around anything like this. I mean, I've been around a few incidents, but always out in the boonies where everyone owns 5 acres at least. So there weren't any gawkers. Plus those seemed more... serious. Like sheriffs and ambulances and meth labs. This had a different feeling. I think if something bad were happening, people would come and help. I hope they wouldn't just watch, but it's not like they could have been helping in this case, lol.






Of course, he's also supposed to have my obituary read "nibbled to death by rabid piranhas".
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