The "Jack and Jill" game...

[mjr]

Come up with your own version of "Jack and Jill". It can be risque, naughty, whatever...

Things like this:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, unzipped his fly,
and Jill said, "Oh, I wanna!"

[Ironclad Alibi]

Jack and Jill went up the Hill
So Jack could see Jill’s fanny
But Jack got a shock
And an eyeful of cock
Because Jill was a closet tranny.

[wolfie]

Because Jill was a closet tranny.

Would a closet tranny be automatic or manual?

[dalesys]

Would a closet tranny be automatic or manual?

Manual. As the poem states, it was a stick shifter.

[mjr]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high, unzipped his fly
and Jill said, "Where's the beef?"

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun
But Jack and Jill forgot the pail,
and now they have a son!