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Happy Birthday, ya old bat! (You KNOW I'm kidding, so far from the truth.) I yell GET OFF MAH LAWN and I'm only 43.
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"Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably -
Food Lady, be sure to use the correct terminology. Mooncat is NOT an "old bat" - she's a "vintage Louisville Slugger".
Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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... and can part your hair like you wouldn't believe ...Quoth wolfie View Post... she's a "vintage Louisville Slugger".I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Thanks you guys! LOVE YOU ALL!When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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Happy belated birfday!
Watch out for them dang whippersnappers!"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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