Grace and elegance....thats me! (MILDLY graphic picture)

[Sarlon]

So went to the movies with some friends Friday, and showed off my epic grace and elegance. We went in and when I went to grab my wallet to pay it wasn't in my pocket. So I ran out to the car where I'd left it....and as I went back into the building I had to climb 2 steps....

Well, my muscles were convinced there were more steps and I stumbled over my own feet and face planted, dropping my phone, skinning my knee, jamming my fingers and bruising my elbow.

Of the 6 strangers who saw me fall only one older woman came over as I was getting to my feet asked if I was ok. Sore, bruised, and my ego shattered I thanked her and assured her I was fine except for my bruised ego.

Great movie (saw Guardians again with 5 others who hadn't) and only cried in the last 2 minutes rather than through the entire final scenes.

[Pixelated]

Been there, done that. You then try to explain how you managed to stumble over ... nothing.

I'm glad you suffered no serious injuries. Trust me, a bruised ego heals pretty fast.

[wolfie]

I once managed to cut myself shaving with an electric razor. Turns out the foil head had cracked between a couple of holes, and since it was flexed into a curve this allowed the "free" end to stick out.

[dalesys]

Somebody that I used to know almost set her pubic hair on fire when the blow dryer started spitting sparks.

[protege]

Do we even want to ask why there was a blow dryer...down there?

[Seanette]

I was trying to not think about that, thanks.

[dalesys]

Do we even want to ask why there was a blow dryer...down there?

Nothing risque. Just out of the tub, toweled off, and drying her hair.

[Food Lady]

Nothing risque. Just out of the tub, toweled off, and drying her hair.

Drying which hair?

[dalesys]

Drying which hair?

*ALL* of it!