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  • #1

    Somebody stole mah fence!!

    Some time ago the back fence here started falling apart. A big chunk between the garage and the neighbour-in-back's fence toppled over. The Lawn Guy propped it up against the back fence.

    So today I came home from running an errand and noticed it was gone. I looked around and ... that was when I realized THE WHOLE FENCE was gone.

    We had hired Lawn Guy to replace the fence; he must've come by yesterday, while I was at my retail job, and pulled the whole damn thing down. Either that or he did a really quiet job today ... I was home for most of the day, and surely I would've noticed something ...
    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
    ~ Mr Hero
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    Usually the fence is where the stolen goods go.

    So, who's fencing your fence?
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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    • #3
      Quoth dalesys View Post
      So, who's fencing your fence?
      Probably Victory Sabre - unless someone foils the plot.
      Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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      • #4
        Sound like someone took a fence at your idea
        - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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        • #5
          Let the punishment begin!

          Oh wait, it already has.
          Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
          ~ Mr Hero

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          • #6
            Award that masked man a rape(seed) ear! He's touche'd!
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #7


              Oh lord ... it's getting worse ...
              Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
              ~ Mr Hero

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              • #8
                Is the fence for the dog-or- the dog's there for the fence?
                AkaiKitsune
                Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.

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                • #9
                  Quoth dalesys View Post
                  ...a rape(seed)
                  I dunno if I canola handle all of these puns...on the other hand, I'd love to see people post more of them. Perhaps I'll amble over to Pix's yard to see if the grass really is greener next door...
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Rosco the Iroc View Post
                    Is the fence for the dog-or- the dog's there for the fence?
                    And the question is, who let the dogs out ... ?

                    Lawn Guy laughed heartily when I told him my "Somebody stole mah fence!!" reaction. Apparently he did take the fence down on Sunday -- when I was home most of the day! I didn't think my hearing was as bad as that ...
                    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
                    ~ Mr Hero

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