Ask the Ex-pat Kiwi Guy (Spreadin' mah wings edition)

[Kagato]

Since I'm no longer actually located in New Zealand, I figured a slight name change was due. That being said, time for a fresh round of craziness!

The whole point of this thread is to ASK QUESTIONS, no matter how stupid/silly - but be aware that the answer may not be what you anticipated! Please MESSAGE me your questions rather than post them publicly in here. It will keep things a bit more fun that way!