Wife made me LOL the other day

[mjr]

We were at the grocery store, in the meat department. I can't remember exactly what I said, but the Mrs. snickered and said "I can't say what I am thinking right now..."

So then we were over by the sausages, and I had her tell me...

She says, "I like my meat pre-cut".

She was talking about circumcision.

[apocolypse101]

That's rich! (Pun fully intended)

[Racket_Man]

With the weird crew I work with at my pizza place This is a hourly occurrence. someone will say something maybe rather tame and one of us will take it and twist it into something else other than the standard "That's what she said". sometimes we get really bizzaro