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I have one film to lay in front of you that I believe trumps every other disaster film when it comes to science idiocy: "2012". That is all. (we seriously need a mike-drop smiley)"It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
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Quoth greek_jester View PostI have one film to lay in front of you that I believe trumps every other disaster film when it comes to science idiocy: "2012". That is all. (we seriously need a mike-drop smiley)
Think about it: Ragtag oil drillers are recruited to fly to an asteroid "the size of Texas", drill a hole 800 feet deep through "iron", plant a nuclear bomb, detonate it, and split the asteroid in half so that it misses Earth.
Not only that, but the surviving crew was able to fly a shuttle off of the asteroid (and successfully land it) with no external fuel supply.Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.
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Then there is the disaster movies where I root for the disaster.
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Quoth mjr View PostI'd throw the movie "Armageddon" out there...This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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Quoth catcul View PostNASA has found 168 scientific inaccuracies in that movie.
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Yes, I remember Volcano. I wish I didn't. I liked the Asian doctor who was determined to save her patients, despite her husband's intrusion. I'm glad she lived. I pretty much hated everyone else.Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.
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Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View PostOne of my favorites of WTF-ery is a 1973 movie called "Horror Express" with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. It's an OK little film with a Hammer Film-like atmosphere, but the explanation of what's is happening is 100% incredible BS.
I'd spoil it but it's so unbelievable I'd recommend people seeking it out...
I don't get all snooty about lousy movies ... I've spent numerous evenings recently watching some really hilarious stuff on YouTube ... horror movies (some amateur, some not) in which you can truly see the hand of Darwin in the scattering of newly-deceased persons around the landscape at the end of the movie. I often see comments about "Why TF did [character] do something so STUPID?!?" Well, of course, in 99% of these movies, if nobody did anything "stupid", there'd be no movie.
Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostGuns in movies don't run out of bullets until the script calls for it.
Quoth Racket_Man View PostI hate to say this but that is almost the exact same opening for Steven Kings The Stand both the book and the movie. Then they draw the guy "escaping with his family" out for like 30 minutes to get the plague spread started.
Regarding my original post, I watched a show titled "Supervolcano Yellowstone" (guess what it's about ... g'wan, guess ) and the main character does the same thing with his (pregnant) wife: "You should take [son] and go visit your mum in England. Now. Like, NOW." Wife: "What's wrong?" MC: "Nothing. You just need to go to England. NOW." And so on for another two or three minutes.
Now I want to go watch "Volcano" (as mentioned by Ironclad Alibi) and "Armageddon" (thanks, mjr!)
Meanwhile, dammit, my sis asked for everybody's Christmas lists and I forgot to add such awesome things as "The Twilight Zone" and "The Outer Limits" boxed sets ... oh well. Next year.
And I've just found WatchMojuo.com's "Top 10 Dumbest Decisions in Horror Movies" ...Last edited by Pixelated; 10-14-2018, 02:08 AM.Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
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Quoth Pixelated View PostThis comment brought to mind something else ... who here has watched the original trilogy of Star Wars? And who here remembers the Empire's clone troops ... who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn ... even if the barn wasn't moving? And yet these were supposed to be the Empire's crack team of ... something or other."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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There's an old site titled "Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics" which picks at various points. The Imperial Stormtroopers spawned their own trope: "The Imperial School of Marksmanship", which got included as an optional rule in at least one RPG (GURPS).
My favorite was the virus disk in S1m0ne; that wasn't an obvious mistake so much as a note from the director: "F you, this movie isn't actually about computers".
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Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostYou mean those same troopers who, in the opening scenes of the first movie (A New Hope), hit everything they shot at when boarding the blockade runner?
Also there were R2D2 and C3PO ... during that scene in which they are scuttling across a corridor and scuttle right through the crossfire between the empire guys and the rebels ... but of course, they were the good guys.Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
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