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  • What's the worst chat up line you have ever heard?

    I know, random. A mate and I were discussing this a few days ago. She expressed disbelief that people actually use them, and I had to disagree cuz I have experienced it myself, back when I was single. Has to be these two:

    * "Your dad must be a thief, cuz he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

    I just gave the guy a WTF? look and walked away. Then there's this one:

    * "Do you have a mirror inside your knickers? Cuz I see myself in there."

    To which I replied, "I already have one ct in there already, why on earth would I want another?"

    What's the worst chat up line you have ever heard, and what was your comeback?
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    My wife told me once some guy asked her "What side of the bed do you sleep on?"

    Her reply: "The top."
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    • #3
      A high-school friend was fond of the old standard: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

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      • #4
        Quoth Mental_Mouse View Post
        A high-school friend was fond of the old standard: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
        *SLAP!!*

        "Well, it was worth a try."
        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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        • #5
          ...and did any of them actually work?
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          • #6
            Not that I know of....

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            • #7
              Quoth MoonCat View Post
              *SLAP!!*
              ….Ah I knew you were an expert slapper
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              • #8
                Did it hurt?
                Did what hurt?
                When you fell from heaven.

                ((Ultimate comeback?? No but it was dirty when I clawed up from *censored*
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                • #9
                  Of course, there's the classic: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

                  Witty reply: "Unfertilized".
                  Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
                    ….Ah I knew you were an expert slapper
                    Don't push your luck, chuckles.
                    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                    • #11
                      I realized many decades ago that *I* was the worst possible chat up line, so I haven't bothered anybody since then.
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                      • #12
                        I have never used a "pickup line" serious or cheesey in my life (unless it was with my GF/SO/DW and I was joking around). Am I normal????
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                        • #13
                          My ex used to tell the story of a friend who would walk up to women in bars and say, "wanna ?" Most of the time it didn't work, and I imagine he got a lot of drinks thrown at him, but apparently enough women responded affirmatively that he kept doing it.
                          "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
                          -Mira Furlan

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                          • #14
                            "So tell me--How do you feel about ..... Avocados?"

                            For many years, I had a 50-foot-tall tree in the back yard, and there were often hundreds of fruit to pick and dispose of.

                            The second or third woman I tried that on said, "Can't stand them!"

                            We've been married for a number of years, now...
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                            One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
                            The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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                            • #15
                              Hey we've found Nunavut
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