I walked into [Well-recommended Camera Store Chain] today and said to one of the staff: "What's the digital equivalent of this?"
And held out my current camera.
My Pentax K1000.
Staffer: "Um ... anything in the store ...?"
And held out my current camera.
My Pentax K1000.
Staffer: "Um ... anything in the store ...?"

offered 5 years of good health with a Yashica-D, unlimited Tr-X Pan 120 and darkroom supplies... he'd be trampled! Two of them are dead but they'd resurrect right fast just to go to Hell!
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