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  • #1

    Aliens have taken over my TV apparently

    There's lots of men in funny helmets running round crashing into each other and giving odd codes like 'third down,moving forward to take three after second and 12'.
    I think it's some sort of invasion...
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    Husband: What's happening in the game?

    Me: Sometimes they throw the ball and someone else catches it and they all run. They're working very hard and I am proud of every one of them.

    Husband:... hopeless.
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    • #3
      Shoulda watched the version where they use puppies instead. Word has it that one of them crapped the field on live TV this year.
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      • #4
        Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
        Husband: What's happening in the game?

        Me: Sometimes they throw the ball and someone else catches it and they all run. They're working very hard and I am proud of every one of them.

        Husband:... hopeless.
        That's about my level of understanding of that game too.

        Fortunately for me, my husband shares my utter indifference to sports. Going to be some sulky types at irk today though.

        I've heard the puppy version is quite adorable, but if I got Hallmark (don't currently have cable) I'd be watching the kitten/cat edition.
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        • #5
          SPORTS, Y'ALL!

          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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          • #6
            Wait a couple weeks, their ground craft will start chasing each other around in circles for hours at a time.
            Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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            • #7
              You can always rely on Youtube to provide an explanation of these alien phenomena.

              Here it is.
              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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              • #8
                Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
                Husband: What's happening in the game?

                Me: Sometimes they throw the ball and someone else catches it and they all run. They're working very hard and I am proud of every one of them.

                Husband:... hopeless.
                Back in the day when I was a reporter/photographer on a small weekly paper, editor-of-the-moment (in the 10 years I worked there, we had 4 editors) sent me to cover a local football game. Note: football is not a terribly big deal in most areas of Ontario.

                So off I go. A couple of hours later, I return.

                Editor (himself a former football player): "So, how'd it go?"

                Me: "How the HELL was I supposed to photograph that??"

                Editor: "Wut??"

                Me: "They all huddle up, then somebody throws the ball, then they move down the field; then they huddle up again, then somebody throws the ball again, then they move down the field again ..."

                Editor:

                I walked out of his office to the rhythmic sound of him slamming his head against his desk.

                For some reason, that was the last time he sent me to cover a local football game ...
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                • #9
                  Quoth Pixelated View Post
                  ...For some reason, that was the last time he sent me to cover a local football game ...
                  And I will be shocked, SHOCKED I tell you if that was your intention.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth dalesys View Post
                    And I will be shocked, SHOCKED I tell you if that was your intention.
                    Who, me??
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                    • #11
                      And after one race of aliens departs, another related race arrives literally the following week...
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                        And after one race of aliens departs, another related race arrives literally the following week...
                        And they all seem to be obsessed with spherical or spherical-like objects.
                        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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