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  • 4th of July Rectal Haberdashery

    I don't have to work today, but I'm highly annoyed that it's 2:20 am on a Monday and it's one. firework. every. two. minutes. And this is after complete silence for two hours. Why are you starting up after 2:00 am?? Did the bars close?

    But hours ago it was a dude parked in the middle of the street with engine off. I understand that most people are going to park at the lake and stay until the fireworks stop. But it's possible someone might need to get out for any number of reasons such as medical issue, getting called away to a family emergency, etc. We have a one way street that runs between houses and the lake, with the lake on your right. It runs into a small park that's on a tiny peninsula. You veer left and go a few yards where you can only turn left and that's a one-way street out of there. At that point houses are on either side of you. People were parallel parked on the right and left to see the fireworks but you could get down the middle of the street. Dude in front of me was dead stopped with a space on the curb right next to him. There was enough room for his car by far but he was smack dab in the middle so that I couldn't get around him because of car on either side. I got out of my car to go to his window but I stopped myself because I was angry someone would do this. I got in my car again with my brother now behind me (I had decided to leave and he was looking for a better spot). Another car drove up behind him. So Mr. Park it in the Middle of the Street and Try to Film Through Trees was holding up a line and still didn't turn his engine on. He finally did when I put my brights on him.

    I got out and decided to go get gas and never made it because of all the traffic. It took me an hour to get home and I live literally 3 minutes from the lake.

    Next year I'm staying home.
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

  • #2
    Yeah, staying home is always wise on July 4. The day is utter chaos even in the best of conditions.
    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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    • #3
      where I am the booms did not stop until well into the am and I am talking LOUD booms
      I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
      -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


      "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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      • #4
        I'm not surprised, RM.
        "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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        • #5
          Quoth Food Lady View Post
          I'm not surprised, RM.
          I heard a very large one go off earlier tonight
          I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
          -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


          "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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          • #6
            I've had this one bookmarked for years...
            Cheap, fast, good. Pick two.
            They want us to read minds, I want read/write.

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            • #7
              once more time. Tonight I was sitting watching TV and around 9 or 9:30pm and a whole round went off not that far away

              It's almost 2 WHOLE weeks since July 4th
              I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
              -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


              "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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              • #8
                Yep, I've heard a few this evening myself. Been going on at least occasionally since MEMORIAL DAY (which was May 31, for non US-ians). SO tired of playing "was that a firework or a gunshot?" Honestly, in my neighborhood it could go either way.
                "Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit

                "Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77

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