Maybe they're part of the Illuminati ...

[Pixelated]

This is from a site called rinkworks.com ...subsection Computer Stupidities. They stopped updating the site nearly a decade ago but when I first found it (nearly a decade ago) did it ever make me feel geekily smart, compared to some of the people ON the site.

A lady struck up a conversation with me on an airplane.

• Her: "And where are you going?"
• Me: "I'm going to San Francisco to a UNIX convention."
• Her: "Eunuchs convention? I didn't know there were that many of you."

[Kit-Ginevra]

'We have plenty of members. Some of them are very long standing. All were invited, but many weren't able to come'

[csquared]

I am pretty sure that none of them are able to come,

And, or course, we must include this,
https://dilbert.com/strip/1993-11-09