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  • #1

    Hmmm...seems genuine enough

    What do we think gang?


    Washington DC Police Department,    Washington DC , United States,2701 pennsylvania ave, 20001, United States Motto: Fighting Fraud In Africa


    My Dear: Congratulations.
    This notification email is coming to you from Washington DC Police Department Headquarters and please immediately you receive this message do let us know by responding back, because we need to carry on with this important work.accordingly, we are writing to let you know that we have three gentlemen arrested in the city of Washington and other states in America, week ago now , name William Velez and Augustine Og also fake Diplomat, and one of them came from Accra-Ghana and through our investigation we discovered your email address from one of them, which proved that they have scammed youbefore, The fact is that one of them made us clear that they did scammed you.

    Please this office don't have much time for this issue for now. As you can see, we are very busy based on the mandate given to us by the present Government to arrest most of this hoodlums who have engaged themselves in scamming people and foreigners. be kind enough to reach us with all your contact details Information Needed Are: Your Full Name,Home address,Cell/Mobile Number,Age,Occupation,ID Credentials.You are also advised to send down your office address, your phone number and the list of amount you have spent to this internet scammer’s going on round the world , first thing tomorrow morning we will lead them to court and from the court they will be sent to jail and court will reverse back all your money you have lost in the past including the recovered money/ properties.

    These individuals in our custody have confessed they have other syndicates communicating and scamming people in other parts of the world like, USA, Canada, Europe and Asia. Desist from any suspicious emails or phone calls from any of these places and report such to us. You are hereby advised to email us back immediate with the needed details, including the amount they collected from you, if you don't know the exact amount you have spent under internet scammer's control, do advise us with your past experience with those scammers, but if you don't know the specific amount you have spent, do tell us that you don't know the amount so that the court will charge the Countries how much they will pay you as your re-Compensation. Please-all we need is the truth and if you never spent any money to the scammers just make us clear. Contact Us At: policedepartment022@gmail.com

    We wait to have the details from you as soon as you get this mail. On what ever happened at the Court tomorrow, we will let you know. you can reach us any time, please don't forward this email to any person from Africa to avoid them using it to do their bad work on the name of West Africa Interpol Service please.

    Thank You,Inspector Eddie T. Johnson,Washington DC Police Department,Washington DC, United States







    I particularly like the 'mandate from the Government to arrest...hoodlums' and 'don't forward this email to any person from Africa to avoid them using it to do their bad work'
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  • #2
    Oh yes, completely sounding for real this is.
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    • #3
      Let's see now:

      2701 Pennsylvania Ave is a vacant lot.

      United States Motto is "In God We Trust."

      The DC police department web site does not list an Eddie T. Johnson as an officer, although an Eddie T. Johnson is listed on Google as a retired Chicago police office.

      Any email to the DC police department would be addressed to mpd@dc.gov

      Well, those are just a few facts. The grammatical errors would take several pages.
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      • #4
        Wait... you mean that "first thing tomorrow morning we will lead them to court and from the court they will be sent to jail and court will reverse back all your money you have lost in the past including the recovered money/ properties" won't actually be happening?
        The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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        • #5
          I love their optimism. This fraud trial is happening "tomorrow" and they seem to be suggesting they're going to refund all your lost money "tomorrow."

          They've arrested 3 gentleman. The third one's name is "fake Diplomat."
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          • #6
            And Augustine Og--- better known as 'Granny'. Always a dodgy character
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            • #7
              That was better than my invitation email to "Join the illuminati." They really wanted me to join. They sent it to me every day for over a month.

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              • #8
                Someone's definitely not right there. You should not have been sent that-you would not be deemed worthy to join the Illuminati. And I should know given that I am in charge of recruiting... I mean that I have heard about their recruiting-so move along here,you heard nothing....
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