Well, that was a bright idea

[Pixelated]

Yesterday: the big elevator in the building was down. Of course it decided to take a holiday on a day when somebody was moving in. So incoming tenant had to use the smaller elevator, whilst current tenants were trying to get down to the ground floor or up to their particular floor, using the same elevator. It was pretty much a shitshow.

Me, yesterday, waiting to go down: "WTF, I'm tired of waiting. I'll take the stairs. It's 14 floors but I'm going down, not up; what could possibly go wrong?"

Me, today: *lurching around like something that escaped from Dr. Frankenstein's lab*

[dalesys]

Young body: "I'll get you for that! ... Someday..."
Old body: "you might not be here tomorrow, so I'm collecting NOW!"