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Mommy, please wash my mouth out with soap. Use Lots and lots!
Mommy, please wash my mouth out with soap. Use Lots and lots!
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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Sponnerized? Oh, this could bo gadly. Could lead to a lot of pad buns."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me." -
I was most impressed by the young lady's superb performance of her brilliantly sneaky magical trick. So I congratulated her on her impressively cunning stunt
The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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Just be glad you didn't get the women's cross-country team confused with the tribe of pygmies. You know, the cunning runts?“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John RogersComment
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