Handy Household Hints for the Terminally Bereft of Imagination

[Kit-Ginevra]

So our cheap'n'cheerful weekly magazine(I just buy it for the puzzles) has a page for Your Top Tips-£25 for each one published*.
This week we had:

*'To make sure your recycle bin doesn't overflow, flatten your plastic bottles before putting them in there'.

*'To stop arguments about whose phone charger is whose,I put a label on each of them with that person's name on!'

*And my favourite-'I couldn't afford to buy a bunch of flowers to cheer up my friend,so I got some from my garden and tied them round with some string.She loved them!'


(*according to the terms and conditions,these must be your own ideas and not published anywhere else...)

[Pixelated]

TBH I'm not sure why that third one was such a mind-boggling idea ... OF COURSE if I am growing flowers of my own (which I'm not) I'll be happy to give some to friends rather than buying some!

Which reminds me, dammit: I have some Easter lily bulbs that I was supposed to give to somebody in particular for their garden and I forgot. I think I'll just put them downstairs with a note attached and hope somebody gives them a good home. They're from last Easter so should still be viable.