Chat quotes!

[Pedersen]

[22:21:47] <wolfie> the polizei carry uzi's
[22:22:08] <wolfie> and are fairly indescriminate about who they hit with their batons
[22:22:36] <Lupo> ooohhh, that reminds me.
[22:22:43] <Lupo> wolfie, I saw a class for you to take in college.

There are times when I can be frightened by chat, as well... Why does Lupo get reminded of college courses for her boyfriend when he mentions uzis and batons?

[lupo pazzesco]

[10:28 PM] pedersen: I'm also on hotel internet, which is roughly the same speed as a retarded pigeon flying from new york to california by passing through Rio de Janeiro with two broken wings and one foot in a cast.

Peds has SUCH a way with words, doesn't he...?

[fireheart]

Peds has SUCH a way with words, doesn't he...?

Kind of like a modern-day Blackadder?

[Kara]

Cooking with Lupo:

[20:16:03] <Lupo> so, I got some boxes of Annie's organic mac n cheese, for quicky dinners when I do'nt feel much like cooking
[20:16:23] <Lupo> I'm looking at the boxes....and there's a picture of a bunny hopping away, with the words "push tail to open"
[20:16:41] <Lupo> basically, I have to shove my thumb up a bunny's butt to make mac n' cheese.
[20:17:00] <Lupo> this is odd to me, and slightly off putting, when I think about it...

[Pedersen]

I almost never post anything involving me directly, but this was just way too funny not to post. Actually made me laugh out loud.

[21:44:24] <pedersen> http://blogs.babble.com/family-kitch...-just-minutes/ <-- I wonder if these recipes include egg?
[21:44:53] <be> lol
[21:45:02] <Lupo> ...
[21:45:05] <Lupo> oi...
[21:45:27] <Lupo> which came first, the skillet or the egg, pedersen?
[21:45:35] <Lupo> *CLAAANNNGGG!!!!*
[21:45:42] <Lupo> skillet, obviously, since I forgot the egg.
[21:45:43] <Lupo>

[dalesys]

She remembered the goose-egg.

[Pedersen]

[22:19:57] <Lupo> that's right, folks, my boyfriend sniffed his cat, after making her smell like carpet freshener.

You just can't make this stuff up, you really can't.

[dragon_wings]

Damn computer going kaput means I can't be in chat. Boo.

Careful Peds. Lupo will be after you with her skillet.

[Pedersen]

Careful Peds. Lupo will be after you with her skillet.

"will be"? So, it'll begin soon? Doesn't that also involve her having stopped?

If so, how did I not notice the stoppage?

[dragon_wings]

"will be"? So, it'll begin soon? Doesn't that also involve her having stopped?

If so, how did I not notice the stoppage?

Oh. My bad. That's right. You were destined to die a slow painful death right?

[Pedersen]

Well, yeah, but that was from kara. She's definitely being slow about it, too. Haven't noticed anything so far...

[dragon_wings]

Damn. I was worried I gotten it mixed up. Having not been on chat for a while I can't remember what Kara threatened you with vs what Lupo threatened.

[Pedersen]

Don't worry too much. I don't think they can keep it straight anymore either

[fireheart]

Although yet Peds has no problem installing cameras in peoples showers.....

[dragon_wings]

Although yet Peds has no problem installing cameras in peoples showers.....

Oh gods! Don't remind me.