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[lupo pazzesco]

[8:04 PM] Lupo: aaaand dinner noms served
[8:04 PM] pedersen: whatcha having?
[8:04 PM] Lupo: mini meatloaf loaves and potato salad
[8:05 PM] Lupo: we had a salad course before that. tossed greens with tomatoes and shrooms, garlic italian dressing and grated parmesan cheese
[8:06 PM] pedersen: Okay, I'm officially jealous of wolfie, and am going to have to off him and move in and hope you don't notice the difference.

ok, A. I think I'd notice the difference, I'm not THAT ditzy, and B. wouldn't pedersen's wife notice....? Just sayin...?

[lupo pazzesco]

[9:07 PM] pedersen: pedersen turns on the sticky glitter shower over kara's head.
9:07 PM] kara: w00000t
[9:08 PM] Cookie: kara! we shiny togefther
[9:08 PM] kara has left
[9:08 PM] KaraSparkles has entered the room
[9:08 PM] KaraSparkles:
[9:08 PM] pedersen: *golfclap*

Real friends - not vampires - sparkle!

[Kara]

Lupo I loffs you forever. That made me smile.

[fireheart]

you can't glitterize me....not unless you fly down here!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

you can't glitterize me....not unless you fly down here!

Can I facedesk you too?

[Pedersen]

Wow... On tonight's episode of "As The Desk Turns", we have this .... and it is epic

[22:12:15] *Cookie collapses from too much bacardi
[22:13:01] *pedersen catches cookie, and takes her to a "safe" room.
[22:13:09] <Lupo> o.o
[22:13:12] <Cookie> O_O
[22:13:24] <pedersen> oh, hey, look who un-collapsed!
[22:13:26] *Cookie tries to stand up
[22:13:28] *Cookie fails
[22:13:34] *Lupo yoinks cookie away from pedersen
[22:13:38] <Lupo> AND IN FRONT OF KARA TOO!!
[22:13:46] <Lupo> now she'll NEVER facedesk with you again for SURE!
[22:13:52] <pedersen> what? It's not like I was going facedesk with Cookie!
[22:14:29] <Lupo> we don't know what kind of furniture you have in that "safe" room of yours! There could be a nice desk you're hiding from he world!
[22:14:42] <pedersen> Not yet there's not. I'm still building it.
[22:14:52] <Lupo> *gasp*
[22:15:01] <Lupo> you never built a desk for kara to facedesk on
[22:15:03] <Lupo> you bastard.
[22:15:22] <pedersen> I was *totally* going to share it with her.
[22:15:25] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> the desk is for doing something else with cookie
[22:15:37] <Cookie> O_O
[22:15:37] <pedersen> It's the first desk I've ever built.
[22:15:42] <Lupo> oh really? you can SAY that, but there's no proof.
[22:16:03] <KaraSparkles> oh gawd
[22:16:03] <pedersen> Just like you SAY I wasn't building it to facedesk with kara, but there's no proof.
[22:16:08] <KaraSparkles> we created a monster
[22:16:14] <Lupo> and poor Kara. I mean, here she is having to facedesk on a communal desk, rather than a personal desk. so rude.
[22:16:29] <Cookie> that sounds kind of unsanitary
[22:16:30] <pedersen> Why do you think I was building the desk?
[22:16:42] *Irving_Patrick_Freleigh is now listening to Smashing Pumpkins just because that was next up in itunes
[22:17:05] <Lupo> how am I supposed to konw? Your mind is a frightening place, I don't want to know how it works.
[22:17:18] <Lupo> once I understand, it can cause CHANGES
[22:17:21] <Lupo> scary, scary changes.
[22:17:23] <be> ...
[22:17:29] <be> i missed a lot
[22:17:33] <Lupo> you did, be.
[22:17:48] <pedersen> So, you don't even know what I'm thinking, you just know that, despite my assurances to the contrary, I'm building a desk just to facedesk with anybody but kara.
[22:18:52] *** KaraSparkles is now known as kara
[22:19:01] <Cookie> no more sparkles?
[22:19:04] <be> KaraSparkles?
[22:19:07] <Lupo> kara, has pedersen tried to facedesk with you recently??
[22:19:12] <kara> I was glittereded
[22:19:12] <be> how long was i gone?
[22:19:20] <kara> um, no
[22:19:31] <kara> I was facepalming with Gumby earlier but that's it
[22:19:40] <pedersen> waitaminnit, we just facedesked on Monday.
[22:19:44] <Lupo> has he shown any inclination to resume a facedesking relationship?
[22:20:00] <Lupo> ooooh, just on Monday? Was it that bad, that kara doesn't remember it?
[22:20:14] <kara> right, that's what I meant. Not since Monday. I thought recently meant, like, today
[22:20:15] <pedersen> she was probably faking it again, if she doesn't remember it.
[22:20:28] <Lupo> or were you facedesking with someone else indiscriminately, and you just thought it was kara.
[22:20:45] <pedersen> no, it was kara. See? She even admitted it was on Monday.
[22:20:51] <kara> omg you're really gonna start that up again? I thought our make up facedesking meant something
[22:21:16] <pedersen> Well, you appeared to forget! What was I *supposed* to think?
[22:21:19] <Lupo> you had makeup facedesking and you're accusing kara of faking?? oooooh, ouch!
[22:21:48] *kara goes into the pillow fort before the tears start falling
[22:22:04] <Lupo> dammit pedersen lookit what you did??
[22:22:07] <be> tears? what?!
[22:22:12] <pedersen> waitaminnit, just wait. Lupo: are you *trying* to drive a wedge between me and kara?
[22:22:13] <be> what did you do!?!?
[22:22:35] <Lupo> I mean, facedesking with someone is a very special moment, and you accused her of FAKING. this can't be pinned on ME
[22:22:57] <Lupo> I was just teasing at first, you're the one who took it down that road.
[22:22:58] <pedersen> I mean, look. a few minutes ago, we were all happy, and then you go off and start accusing me of facedesking with anybody that has a desk, and making one for people that don't.
[22:22:58] <Lupo> geez
[22:23:22] *tj hammerdesks
[22:23:25] <tj> ENOUGH!
[22:23:42] <Cookie> O_O
[22:23:42] <pedersen> and now, because of that, we've reached a point where kara's crying, all because you apparently aren't getting facedesked enough!
[22:23:55] <Lupo> I'm getting facedesked plenty, not that that's any of YOUR business.
[22:23:57] <Cookie> ooooh fighting words
[22:24:04] <Lupo> stop prying into mine and wolfie's facedesk life!!!
[22:24:08] <pedersen> Then maybe the quality of it isn't enough?
[22:24:19] <pedersen> I mean, why are you digging into mine then?
[22:24:29] <Lupo> ooooh, wolfie, I think pedersen is trying to say something about your facedeskin' skills.
[22:24:43] *Cookie stumbles off to pop popcorn
[22:24:53] <wolfie> well, the contented smile on your face says otherwise
[22:25:01] *Irving_Patrick_Freleigh facedesks with all kindz ladeez
[22:25:01] <wolfie> i could take a picture right now an share it with chat
[22:25:08] <Lupo> Why are you so defensive? makes it seem like you've got something to hide....a special "desk" perhaps, that's only ever seen 1 face...? One face that's not kara's...?
[22:25:10] <Lupo> shaaaammme
[22:25:11] <pedersen> Actually, I think it's more like you are. After all, you're the one who's obsessed with other people's facedesking lives, not me.
[22:25:14] <Lupo> Irv, you facedesk ho
[22:25:33] <Lupo> I'm rightly concerned about a dear friend of mine with very tender feelings.
[22:25:50] <Lupo> I mean, if the roles were reveresed I'd be all up at Kara if she claimed you were fake facedesking
[22:25:52] <Cookie> popcorn anyone?
[22:25:59] <pedersen> So am I. Which makes me wonder exactly why you're so involved with her facedesking life.
[22:26:02] <Lupo> I don't discriminate in my defense of friends.
[22:26:08] <pedersen> wait, you're bideskual, aren't you?
[22:26:13] <Lupo> >.>
[22:26:17] *tj grabs a handful of popcorn from Cookie
[22:26:36] <kara> *sniffle* It's okay Lupo. It's just me we're talking about here, who cares? *sob*
[22:26:38] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> yeah, I'm such a facedesk slut
[22:26:43] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> that reminds me....
[22:26:49] <Lupo> No. But just because I'm hererodeskual, doesn't mean I can't be confident enough to admit, I'd facedesk <insert random female> because i find her attractive, if I were
[22:27:11] <pedersen> wait, it's only random females? I thought we were talking about kara here?
[22:27:29] <Lupo> Dude, if I were bideskual, I'd totally facedesk with kara, she's hawt.
[22:27:42] <be> ...
[22:27:43] <Lupo> and I heart her personality, too, she's teh awesome.
[22:27:59] <pedersen> Sure, she's hawt, but that's not the only reason to desk with someone.
[22:28:05] <pedersen> She's got a wonderful personality.
[22:28:10] <Lupo> did you not see my previous statement??
[22:28:15] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> any transdeskuals here?
[22:28:24] <pedersen> You? I'm surprised. You're shallow enough to be willing to facedesk with someone based on looks alone.
[22:28:31] <Cookie> notice how peds is working in compliments
[22:28:33] <tj> peds: isn't that "a wonderful pairsonality" ?
[22:28:52] <Lupo> pedersen, I JUST said I loved kara's personality, you're obviously not paying attention.
[22:29:12] <pedersen> No, I am.
[22:29:26] <pedersen> I'm paying attention to the fact that the very first thing you mentioned was her looks.
[22:29:27] *** Midnight12 has joined the room as a participant
[22:29:28] <kara> Irv: Um, me, I think *sniffle*
[22:29:30] <tj> lupo: can you blame a guy for getting distracted in the current conditions?
[22:29:34] <Midnight12> KARA
[22:29:40] <Lupo> Do you miss these kind of details in your facedesking too? I mean, geez, that ain't right...
[22:29:42] <Cookie> hi Midnight
[22:29:53] <Lupo> just becuase looks are the first thing I notice, dun mean they're the ONLY thing.
[22:29:58] <Cookie> you came in on...strangeness
[22:30:04] <Lupo> I mean, I thought this was common knowledge!
[22:30:05] <tj> indeed
[22:30:07] <kara> *sob* hi Midnight. Don't mind me, I'm just alone with my broken heart in the pillow fort
[22:30:14] <tj> (re: cookie's comment)
[22:30:26] <Midnight12> HI COOKIE, LUPO PEDS AND IPF AND BE AND TJ
[22:30:29] <Midnight12> caps off
[22:30:32] <pedersen> uh-huh. Sure, Lupo. I see exactly how it is. I've seen your type before. desk-em-and-leave-em. I can't help but pity wolfie.
[22:30:40] <Cookie> enthusiastic greeting
[22:30:44] <Lupo> says the man who can't even remember makeup facedesking time.
[22:30:56] <tj> midnight12: you can caps lock all you want, my ears are immune to loudness from all the metal
[22:31:00] <pedersen> excuse me? I remember it *just* fine. We made up the next night, actually.
[22:31:14] <Midnight12> its from being hyper and WHO MADE KARA CRY? :-(
[22:31:17] <pedersen> not that it's any of *your* business when we desk.
[22:31:20] <Lupo> do you even cuddle afterwards? or are you immediately looking for your next deskonquest?
[22:31:22] <pedersen> Midnight12: lupo did.
[22:31:22] <Midnight12> >:-(
[22:31:33] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> she's facedesking with other facedeskers
[22:31:34] <Lupo> No, PEDERSEN did
[22:31:40] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> him too
[22:31:51] <Lupo> Kara, I didn't make you cry, right?
[22:31:54] <Midnight12> dun matter get out of my way, hugs kara and makes it better with choklit
[22:32:01] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> It's Lupo and Pedersen and Kara and Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice
[22:32:39] <pedersen> wait, when did Lupo drag Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice in? Is she some kind of facedesk orgyist?
[22:32:41] <Midnight12> i will face palm all of you if you dun back off! *holds up chair and whip as if a lion tamer*
[22:32:50] <Midnight12> and duly noted tj
[22:32:57] <kara> *wibble* nuh-uh, Lupo. Peds didn't *sob* said I w-was f-f-f-faking it. I thought I mattered more than that *bawl*
[22:33:03] <Lupo> you know what pedersen, i don't have to defend my facedeskship to you. you can just go facedesk yourself. Hmph!!!
[22:33:09] <Cookie> you're going to facepalm us???
[22:33:10] <pedersen> Wait, facepalm? You're going to have facedesk foreplay with all of us?
[22:33:12] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> he probably does
[22:33:14] <kara> Peds DID... too upset *cry*
[22:33:21] <Midnight12> facepalm meaning slap
[22:33:24] *Lupo crawls into the blanket fort and cuddles kara
[22:33:48] <pedersen> wait, kara, you forgot we facedesked on Monday!
[22:33:52] <Midnight12> takes away this desk of rumor and no one gets it
[22:34:10] <kara> No I didn't. I meant since Monday and I told you that
[22:34:20] <Lupo> she was just confused by my question of "recently" since I didn't define a timeline.
[22:34:28] <Lupo> obviously not paying attention to details.
[22:34:30] <kara> *nod* *sniffle*
[22:34:38] <Lupo> or facedesking between typing ilnes
[22:34:41] <Lupo> in which case.....ewww
[22:34:57] <pedersen> Yeah, I've seen your version of "details". It seems to be "anything that can twisted to make me look bad", no matter how wrong it or shameful it is.
[22:34:57] <Midnight12> ya'll need to get laid apparently
[22:34:58] <kara> I was on the phone with my mother and I didn't understand t-the question *sob*
[22:35:57] <Midnight12> kara no one is having a desk without you, everyone gets attention and cookies and good vibes and enough said
[22:36:07] <pedersen> kara: I'm sorry. Lupo really seems to have set out to trip us both up. Accusing me of facedesking with people, not making sure the question she asked you was a good one. It's like she wants us to break up.
[22:36:15] <pedersen> Wait, why does she want us to break up?
[22:36:19] <Cookie> wait, everyone gets Cookie??? I object!!!
[22:36:23] <pedersen> Who's she trying to get onto her desk?
[22:36:27] <Midnight12> cookies as in chocolate chip
[22:36:32] <Midnight12> perv
[22:36:54] <tj> how about booze instead
[22:36:55] <pedersen> hey, liking cookie does not make one a perv.
[22:36:57] <Midnight12> can't type fast enough
[22:37:07] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> facedesking cookie makes one a pervert
[22:37:07] <Midnight12> no, but to think she is going to get everyone lol
[22:37:08] <kara> okay Peds... fair enough. But I doubt Lupo wants to facedesk with me, acuz she's got wolfie
[22:37:09] <Lupo> yeah, irv is the pervy facedesk ho, let's try and keep our facts straight.
[22:37:15] *be brushes teef
[22:37:19] <Cookie> wait, did *I* just get called a perv?
[22:37:21] <Midnight12> ENOUGH
[22:37:22] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> that facedesk slut
[22:37:29] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> *that's
[22:37:41] <Lupo> kara, I heart you and would go homodeskual for you in a heartbeat, if I wasn't already committed to wolfie.
[22:37:43] <Midnight12> this is either going to end well, or in a sound beating for all
[22:37:51] <kara> awww, thanks darlin
[22:37:52] <pedersen> right, irv is definitely a facedesk *slut*, not *ho*. He doesn't charge for it.
[22:37:53] <kara>
[22:38:10] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> that reminds me....
[22:38:35] <tj> Midnight12: I think we'll have to beat some sense into everybody here
[22:38:47] <Midnight12> (all of you are horrible. :-) )
[22:38:54] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> huh huh huh...you said beat
[22:39:02] <tj> it's (inflatable)Hammertime
[22:39:10] <Midnight12> and myself included, *cracks knuckles*
[22:39:14] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> like beat, your face, into a desk. Heh heh m heh heh
[22:39:29] <Lupo> Irvy the pervy facedesker
[22:39:32] *tj swings bouncy hammer madly, a la Super Smash Bros. Brawl
[22:39:33] <Midnight12> i'm with tj, time for some face to wall, brick wall time
[22:39:40] *Cookie ducks hammer
[22:39:49] *tj swings sideways
[22:39:59] <Cookie> oooh, facewall??
[22:40:03] <Lupo> that's kinky, Midnight, I'mma stick with straight vanilla facedesking, personally...
[22:40:14] <Midnight12> yes, it hurts badly and ends up in bloody noses. or the taste of dirt
[22:40:16] *tj hammerdesks
[22:40:22] <pedersen> yeah, I'm not into that whole pain thing, really.
[22:40:32] <Midnight12> (can't stop laughing this is too much)
[22:40:33] <Cookie> a bit much for me. I'll stick with my desk
[22:40:35] <tj> if I can't facedesk, nobody will. *pouts*
[22:40:49] *tj hammers desks to pieces. with a bouncy hammer. yes.
[22:40:49] *Cookie dives back in to jello pool to stay away from hammer
[22:40:49] <Midnight12> retreats into the fort unable to continue due to fits of laughter
[22:40:52] <kara> yeah, that's a bit too kinky for me
[22:41:17] *Irving_Patrick_Freleigh wonders what one takes if one is unable to facedesk. Desk-On? Apply directly to the forehead?
[22:41:18] <Midnight12> you have no idea. i'm too kinky for you kara, cookie and maybe IPF
[22:41:21] <Cookie> damn. I forgot the booze was in here
[22:41:51] <Cookie> I was just starting to sober up.
[22:41:53] <kara> *wipes away her tears*
[22:41:55] <kara> wait a minute
[22:41:59] <kara> Peds
[22:42:00] *Cookie scrambles out before getting too wasted
[22:42:06] <pedersen> yes?
[22:42:07] <kara> How did you know Irv doesn't charge?
[22:42:13] <Lupo> ....
[22:42:17] <Cookie> ....
[22:42:17] <Lupo> gooooood question
[22:42:19] <Lupo> PEDERSEN!!!
[22:42:20] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> I just like to facedesk a lot
[22:42:24] <Midnight12> ooooo
[22:42:25] <Lupo> you deskslut!!!
[22:42:38] <Lupo> Irv, when you can't find a partner, are you a masturfacer...?
[22:42:47] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> well
[22:42:53] <pedersen> Well, he's given me some tips on my technique. He's pretty good at it.
[22:42:58] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> when you gotta facedesk, you gotta facedesk
[22:43:29] <kara> *raises eyebrow*
[22:43:32] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> last night I masterfaced right into the drawer. -__-
[22:43:35] <kara> what kind of "tips?"
[22:43:39] <tj> it's less satisfying on your own though, as there's a lack of force when facing your own desk
[22:43:55] <Midnight12> is more into being on top of the desk
[22:44:01] <pedersen> Well, for one, how to avoid a bloody nose from it.
[22:44:28] *tj gets bloody noses when the universe decides he does
[22:44:45] <Midnight12> gets the anime type bloody nose
[22:44:45] <Cookie> Dude, you are facedesking way too hard if you get a bloody nose
[22:44:52] <kara> that still doesn't answer my question
[22:44:58] <Midnight12> and allergies.
[22:45:05] <pedersen> Have to admit that I was kinda dense, and didn't think to turn my face to the side until he told me.
[22:45:59] <Midnight12> peds admitting to density?
[22:46:01] <Cookie> if you're hitting the desk that hard, you might want to think about a softer desk :-/
[22:46:03] <pedersen> how does it not? We're guys, we talked. I told him how awesome you were, but I didn't think I was good enough for you.
[22:46:05] <Lupo> pedersen, you've been deskually active, HOW long??
[22:46:38] <Cookie> I guess you're just enthusiastic about it?
[22:46:40] <Lupo> pedersen, Midnight asked that question, why're you saying SHE'S awesome...?
[22:46:41] <tj> well shit. interesting conversation and I absolutely positively must leave.
[22:46:49] <pedersen> Very much so. How can you not be?
[22:46:58] <Midnight12> tj
[22:47:04] <pedersen> wrong question, Lupo.
[22:47:09] *tj does a barrel roll out out of the room
[22:47:16] <Midnight12> stops tj
[22:47:19] <pedersen> I was answering *kara's* question. You might wanna pay attention to some of these details.
[22:47:22] <Cookie> I can understand facedesking with...gusto. But not to teh point of physical harm
[22:47:30] <pedersen> nini tj
[22:47:35] <Cookie> goodnight, tj
[22:47:36] <kara> peds p. pederesen
[22:47:38] <Midnight12> night tj
[22:47:43] <tj> midnight12: make it quick, I'll effectively be trespassing if I'm not out of the building in 13 minutes
[22:47:51] <tj> oh.
[22:47:51] <kara> none of that mentions how you knew he doesn't charge
[22:47:53] <tj> nini all
[22:47:56] <Lupo> not my fault you were slow to answer, pedersen. your answer came right after, Midnight asking about your density.
[22:48:07] <Midnight12> ah nevermind night
[22:48:25] <Midnight12> he said he was dense, i went with it
[22:48:39] <pedersen> kara: Like I said, we talked. He was talking one time about how much the womyns like facedesking with him, and how he could charge, but didn't.
[22:48:45] *tj walks out like a baus
[22:48:46] *** tj has left the room
[22:49:35] <kara> sigh, whatever. I've been decorating all day and I'm too tired to argue or facedesk with anyone anyway
[22:49:38] <Midnight12> not charging means being a ho, charging means corner ho but prettier? lol
[22:50:21] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> if you facedesk with the wrong person you get forehead warts
[22:50:22] <pedersen> no, not charging means being a slut. charging means being a ho.
[22:50:27] <Midnight12> eewww
[22:50:28] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> not that I know....
[22:50:30] <Lupo> eeewwww
[22:50:32] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> I know some people
[22:50:42] <Midnight12> was being nice with her words but k.
[22:50:42] <Lupo> not ot mention that weird cheek rash I've seen in some medical textbooks....
[22:51:21] <Cookie> ...
[22:51:27] <Midnight12> i be done. going to burn my desk now
[22:51:41] <Cookie> guys, deskual transmitted diseases are just kinda squicky. ewww
[22:51:43] <Lupo> PRACTICE SAFE DESK!!!
[22:51:57] <pedersen> wait, Midnight12, how many partners have you had that you need to burn your desk?
[22:52:22] <Midnight12> i have not practiced deskuality, all this talk has made me a germaphobe to my desk. kill it with fire
[22:52:27] <Lupo> if you have unprotected desk with one person, you've had desk with their past partners and their partners' past partners!!
[22:52:34] <Lupo> play it sface, practice safe desk
[22:52:42] <Lupo> *safe, not sface
[22:52:45] *kara ALWAYS uses protection
[22:52:49] <Lupo> wtf, fingers
[22:53:04] <Midnight12> lupo. i dun facedesk, i clue by four
[22:53:09] <Lupo> o.O
[22:53:11] <Lupo> wow.
[22:53:12] <Lupo> kinky
[22:53:17] <Cookie> Midnight. whoa
[22:53:23] <pedersen> serious whoa.
[22:53:25] <Midnight12> yes. but all this talk of deskual diseases. too much
[22:53:29] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> I am intrigued
[22:53:35] <Midnight12> yes, just clean the board and be done with it
[22:53:37] <Cookie> you would be
[22:53:38] <pedersen> careful, irv.
[22:53:46] <Lupo> Irv wants to take his deskuality that next step, i see....
[22:53:48] <Midnight12> i SAID I WAS TOO KINKY FOR YOU
[22:54:02] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> yeah, you probably are
[22:54:08] <pedersen> I've seen some of what you post. I could see you starting to clue-by-four customers and coworkers at random. Take Lupo's advice if you do.
[22:54:11] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> so I'll let you get the diseases instead of me

[Kara]

Yes folks, we really are this completely insane

[Cookie]

I really have mixed feelings about our desk lives becoming so public.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I for one am refreshingly open about my facedeskual life.

[Elspeth]

oh my that was epic. you guys are scary in a good way

[Kara]

[22:19:22] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> do unto others, what has been done to me....
[22:23:55] <pedersen> Only if I liked it, so they can do it again.
[22:24:47] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> my wrist hurts
[22:24:52] <victory_sabre> Yes. I'm a firm believer in that.

Um.................... okay then.

[Kara]

[00:12:52] <Jester> The Ass smells deceptively good.

Ah, tonight has been a good night for quotes

[Jester]

I'm debating whether to provide context to that last one.....

And I think I'm a bit disturbed that THAT quote is the first one of mine to be quoted in this forum. At least, as far as I know. Y'all are in chat far more than I am, so I'm sure you know better than I do about that.

[Kara]

I was wondering that myself, actually. So I guess I took your misquote virginity

[Kara]

Things get a bit steamy....

3:51:13]
[14:26:34] *** Gumby30 (gumby30@cschatter.com/jwchat) has joined the room as a participant
[14:26:39] <Gumby30> Hai peeps
[14:26:52] <kara> Gumby!
[14:27:14] <kara> your name might have come up in last night's wackiness
[14:27:59] <northernzel> hi gumby
[14:28:43] <Mono> hi
[14:28:59] <Gumby30> I noticed :P I thought it was out little secret?!
[14:29:06] <kara>
[14:29:22] <kara> well, since everyone else was talking about their desk lives....
[14:29:41] <Gumby30> Clearly you're just using me to make Peds jealous
[14:30:05] <kara> me? you're the one who was mentioned the black leather corset
[14:30:29] <Mono> CORSETS?
[14:30:30] <Gumby30> Hey he DARED me to break him and that was the fastest way I knew!
[14:31:05] <kara> lol
[14:31:48] *pedersen just went and finished wiping another half dozen machines.
[14:32:15] <Gumby30> I find that suspicious you're wiping machines just after we mention corsts
[14:32:17] <kara> right, that desk that went by right before you went afk probably had nothing to do with it
[14:32:30] <pedersen> I've decided that my goal, per day, is 10 more machines. With 12 working days between now and my goodbye day, I'll still be able to wipe the rest of the machines they've given me, easily.
[14:32:59] <Gumby30> Peds, if you keep solo-desking you'll go blind
[14:33:14] <pedersen> kara assured me that was a myth.
[14:33:32] <kara> I said I was pretty sure that wasn't true for women
[14:33:40] <pedersen> As nice as that desk was that went by, I'm still building my own.
[14:34:09] <Gumby30> A desk filled of pictures of desks...that smacks of the obsessive
[14:34:39] <pedersen> wait, where did *that* come from?
[14:34:58] <Mono> I am confused and I don;t think I want to know
[14:35:03] <Gumby30> Extrapolation
[14:35:33] <pedersen> Oh, well, this was bad extrapolation then. I'm making the ultimate desk, and putting my computers into it.
[14:35:46] <pedersen> Of course, *on* it, I'm going to have a spot with kara's name.
[14:36:08] <kara> awww <3
[14:36:14] <northernzel> mono, you may find some explanations in the Chat Quotes thread on CS. You can follow the link that is at the top of the chat window
[14:37:22] <Mono> Honestly I thik my own conclusions are going to be much funnier.
[14:37:26] <kara> mono: the short version is that we are both insane and easily amused
[14:37:27] <Gumby30> I''m still concered that I got dragged into this lol
[14:38:28] <pedersen> Mono: I very much doubt they will be funnier. We had people hold off on going to the bathroom for nearly an hour just so they could watch it unfold.
[14:38:35] <Mono> lol
[14:38:37] <Mono> nice
[14:38:43] <Mono> ok I will go look.
[14:38:53] <kara> can't wait to use that spot, peds
[14:39:39] <pedersen> It's going to be a while. I figure this desk is going to cost me between $500 and $1000 to build (no, not a typo), and I still have to get the money, draw the plans, build out of cardboard to see if things fit, etc.
[14:40:55] <pedersen> Mono: that's also only the first one. Keep going through the pages. Next to last page has last night's.
[14:40:56] <kara> omg
[14:41:00] <kara> I'm so hot right now
[14:41:11] <kara> you're talking dirty to me
[14:41:38] <pedersen> I don't think I've *ever* had that reaction when talking about a desk
[14:42:08] <Gumby30> Clearly you#ve not been talking to the right people
[14:42:14] <kara> shut up and desk me
[14:42:53] <Lupo> ...
[14:43:02] <northernzel> o.O
[14:43:10] <Lupo> so...now kara's moved onto deskhibitionism...?
[14:43:26] <pedersen> I think it's more like being a deskinatrix.
[14:43:40] <kara> *wink*
[14:45:23] <Mono> nice guys nice
[14:45:44] <northernzel> Now I know that I should never, NEVER accompany Kara should she go out shopping for office supplies.
[14:46:08] <kara> >.>
[14:46:09] <kara> <.<
[14:46:17] <kara> I'm not allowed in Office Depot anymore
[14:46:49] <Gumby30> Don't feel bad Kara, I've got a friend who's banned from theLand of Leather furniture shops
[14:46:50] <Lupo> ...
[14:47:06] <northernzel> ...
[14:47:26] <kara> *blush*
[14:47:28] <kara> sorry for TMI