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[Pedersen]

[16:03:15] <Lupo> well, you know, she keeps making sweet lurve to my feet ankles and knees, so how can you stay mad??

My oh my... she's changed since she moved. Much more than I thought she would...

[lupo pazzesco]

Ha.

Ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha....



For the record, we were talking about the CAT. The pet cat. walks on four legs, furry and meows?? yeah, that kitty. Her name is Stormy, she's my boyfriend's cat, and she is displeased with my moving in, and so rebelled by peeing on the carpet....and then...

2:59 PM] Miss_Stress: the awkward moment when you swear loudly and your cat gives you a dirty look
[3:00 PM] dammitpeds: With my cat, that's usually the prelude to "okay, I'm going further into the ceiling."
[3:01 PM] Lupo: with STormy, that's usually the prelude to "you didn't REALLY want that laundry hamper of clothes to stay dry, did you?"
[3:02 PM] dammitpeds: Oh. I'm rather surprised, under those conditions, that Stormy is not yet an ex-cat.
[3:03 PM] Lupo: well, you know, she keeps making sweet lurve to my feet ankles and knees, so how can you stay mad??

[Victory Sabre]

Yeah, that may be true, Lupo, but damnitpeds's version is funnier.

[Treasure]

wow I need to get in chat more often... that was hilarious...

[Cookie]

Maybe that should be your new chat name

now you've got me thinking!

[dalesys]

now you've got me thinking!

Danger! Will Robinson. Danger!

[fireheart]

<wolfie> lupo is cooking while singing and nekkid in the kitchen

Lupo's new hobby: Naked Chef?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Ho ho, dinner and a show. Wolfie's a lucky lucky man.

[RayvenQ]

Lupo misquote, long time since I've bothered

<Lupo> I made creamy sausage balls for breafast

Really now? Personally I'd leave the kinky stuff till at least noon!

[Kara]

[18:54:21] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> WTF
[18:54:26] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> I can't masturbate to this
[18:54:32] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> ...or can I?

<snippy>

[18:55:38] <ArcticChicken> You can masturbate to anything, if you put your mind to it.

That's... somewhat... inspiring. I think....

[Pedersen]

[21:35:47] *** KiaKat has joined the room as a moderator and an owner
[21:35:54] *KiaKat thwaps Peds
[21:35:57] <Cookie> Hi Kia
[21:36:00] *KiaKat saunters off
[21:36:04] *** KiaKat has left the room

How many people do you know that can make Kia sign on *just* to thwap them?

[lupo pazzesco]

You must be so proud...

[Pedersen]

I am indeed. I can summon a KiaKat, and bend her to my whim.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

That's... somewhat... inspiring. I think....

Isn't it just?

It should be one of those Deep Thought by Jack Handey.

[Pedersen]

<Jester> Peds, I was speaking of humans, not Alaskans or Canadians. LOL!

Remember, context is irrelevant. Just keep repeating that until you memorize it.