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[Cookie]

<kanalah> Yay kermit flail
[12:29:39] <pedersen> it's time to play the music
[12:29:50] <Cookie> it's time to light the lights
[12:30:04] <pedersen> it's time to meet the muppets
[12:30:13] <Cookie> on the muppet show tonight
[12:30:39] <pedersen> it's time to put on makeup
[12:30:51] <Cookie> it's time to dress up right
[12:30:58] <pedersen> it's time to raise the curtain
[12:31:13] <Cookie> on the muppet show tonight
[12:31:20] <pedersen> why do we always come here?
[12:31:30] <Cookie> I guess we'll never know
[12:31:37] <pedersen> It's like a kind of torture
[12:31:42] <Cookie> to have to watch the show
[12:31:49] <pedersen> and now let's get things started
[12:32:00] <Cookie> why don't you get things started
[12:32:10] <pedersen> it's time to get things started
[12:32:15] <Cookie> On the most sensational
[12:32:20] <pedersen> inspirational
[12:32:24] <Cookie> celebrational
[12:32:25] <pedersen> muppetational
[12:32:32] <Cookie> This is
[12:32:38] <pedersen> what we call
[12:32:45] <Cookie> the MUPPET
[12:32:48] <pedersen> show!
[12:33:02] * Cookie trumpet
[12:33:18] * pedersen takes a bow with Cookie
[12:33:23] * Cookie bows

Kanalah started something.

[firecat88]

o.o That...was awesome.

[Cookie]

<Lupo> it mates and reproduces when I'm not looking, becuase I swear I only brought 2 from houston and wolfie had 1 and now there's 4
[13:16:24] <Gumby30> Bras?
<kara> chocolate and wax, melt them together then pour it into the bra cup lined with aluminum foil. Then you can just measure it when dry
[13:17:00] <Lupo> and i don't have a math degree but 1 + 2 doens't equla 4
<pedersen> wait, wolfie had a bra?

I love you guys.

[Pedersen]

[16:41:26] <Lupo> omg the dishwasher is totally going to the rhythm of we will rock you by queen, so now we're sing "we will we will wash you!! Baby you're a teacup, salad plate, fork, knife, we will, we will wash you!!!"
[16:41:33] <Seraph> LOL
<snip>
[16:41:48] <Lupo> I HAVE A QUEEN DISHWASHER!!

Yeah... I'm just gonna leave this here...

[Victory Sabre]

You beat me to the quote, Peds.

[KiaKat]

Did she share with chat just how much caffeine she's had? I got a series of texts from her that got funnier and funnier... and ended with her declaring that she's discovered you can buy liquid caffeine by the gallon (ahem, Peds, I'm SO siccing the state of Texas on your ass for that one).

[fireheart]

Did she share with chat just how much caffeine she's had? I got a series of texts from her that got funnier and funnier... and ended with her declaring that she's discovered you can buy liquid caffeine by the gallon (ahem, Peds, I'm SO siccing the state of Texas on your ass for that one).

I believe that you are required to share those with the rest of us

Only for the pure hilarity of it all

And now for some reason, I am thinking of Dinner For One....(an old black-and-white film where the butler gets drunker and drunker but the drunker he gets, the funnier he gets)

[Pedersen]

[17:22:52] <Cazzi> she's balancing on my boobs!

That really is not something you expect to read... well, ever, I think.

[Cazzi]

It was a guinea pig!!!

[Pedersen]

Cazzi: When saying "it was a guinea pig", we usually refer to the subject of an experiment, not the actual experiment.

[Cazzi]

Aww, you'll hurt the little furballs feelings saying that!

[Pedersen]

*looks down* they're not that furry...

[Cazzi]

I missed an apostrophe there didn't I

[Pedersen]

Wouldn't have mattered. I would have changed my reply appropriately depending on where it was

[dalesys]

Wouldn't have mattered. I would have changed my reply appropriately depending on where it was

Posters! Do you know where your its are?