Chat quotes!

[fireheart]

<Lupo> wwwooooowww
<Lupo> hey, pedersen, you're illegitimate!!!
<Lupo> and so am I!!!!
<pedersen> yay! I'm a bastard!

And on today's episode of Out-of-context theatre....

[Pedersen]

[13:44:26] <Lupo> so, wolfie just put up a status update on FB
[13:44:51] <Lupo> "I never knew how good I looked in a dress until today!!!!"
[13:45:11] <Lupo> wt is my boyfriend doing at work??
[13:45:30] <Lupo> *wtf

And this status update is from someone who participates in the SCA, wielding large weapons, dealing in combat, etc.

I now have a whole new perspective on him.

[Victory Sabre]

<Victory_Sabre> You missed a good discussion that centered on us guys not knowing Lupo was wearing a hat, and BE seeing the hat, and a cat on Kia's chest.
<Victory_Sabre> I love chat!

Just a little taste of chat.

[Kara]

I don't get how none of the guys are able to see the hat in that picture

[dalesys]

I don't get how none of the guys are able to see the hat in that picture

Too many hots in the way.

[Victory Sabre]

I don't get how none of the guys are able to see the hat in that picture

It might be because our eyes don't make it to her head.

[fireheart]

<bhskittykatt> It's okay, Lupo. I got it. Hubby likes to shove stuff in my mouth, too.

Nothing more needs to be said.

[Kara]

[23:58:05] <Lupo> I just got hit in the ass with a spiky blue ball....
[23:58:12] <kara> o.O
[23:58:18] <firecat88> O.o
[23:58:29] <Lupo> my poor buttcheek...
[23:58:57] <Lupo> and then it bounced down and hit my heel.
[23:58:57] <Lupo> o
[23:58:59] <Lupo> ow
*** 2012-01-16
[00:01:24] <bhskittykatt> poor lupo's buttcheek
[00:01:38] <firecat88> And heel. Don't forget about her heel.
[00:02:02] <bhskittykatt> poor lupo's buttcheek and lupo's heel

Just another slow Sunday evening in chat....

[Pedersen]

So, was talking to Seraph, who came up with a fun new nickname. And then this occurred:

[14:41:38] <pedersen> SKILLETBORN: you know that if lupo finds out you used this nick, she's going to be incredibly upset that she didn't think of it first
[14:42:18] <SKILLETBORN> peds, I know it, she'll kill me. So don't make it a quote. :P

Which, of course, means it must be quoted immediately.

And now we wait for Lupo...

[Kara]

[12:43:09] <Mono> My toddler is wandering around in a shirt underpants socks and shoes. (no pants)
[12:44:07] <pedersen> so, you've got a toddler wolfie. gotcha.

Lupo? Confirm or deny?

[Kara]

12:55:11] <pedersen> Even worse? I *hate* SOAP. So, yeah. I now get to say, on occasion, just how much I hate using SOAP and I sincerely hope that my job never requires it of me.

Context removed for your enjoyment!

[dalesys]

quoth cs chat
12:55:11] <pedersen> Even worse? I *hate* SOAP. So, yeah. I now get to say, on occasion, just how much I hate using SOAP and I sincerely hope that my job never requires it of me.

This quote approved by the Downwinders Association.

[Pedersen]

Context removed for your enjoyment!

And now, to put it in context:

[13:53:14] <pedersen> I do have to say that there are times I really hate my fellow tech people. For instance, tools that I regularly have to use are named Gimp, SOAP, and git.
[13:53:42] <pedersen> before git, it was subversion. I don't use that one as much anymore.
[13:54:06] <Seraph> LMAO
[13:55:07] <pedersen> Even worse? I *hate* SOAP. So, yeah. I now get to say, on occasion, just how much I hate using SOAP and I sincerely hope that my job never requires it of me.
[13:57:10] <kara> *snerk*
[14:04:39] <Seraph> that sounds like a pretty bath thing to do, peds.
[14:04:49] <Seraph> hope you're not feeling all washed up.
[14:07:14] *pedersen calmly dunks Seraph into a lime jello bath, then leaves her in there while putting on a 4 foot thick topping of Cool Whip.

[Pedersen]

So, I wasn't gonna post this, but then kara posted this:

[16:48:35] *kara reads the backscroll
[16:48:43] *kara checks the quotes thread
[16:48:56] *kara decides peds can continue living

and I guess I'm curious to know what she'll do... Anyway, the quote that may end my life is this:

[16:32:39] <pedersen> I'm going to suggest we change topics around now. I can't force it, but I can suggest it.
[16:32:53] <Cookie> kara, that's true.
[16:33:08] <Gumby30> Fairy snuff Peds
[16:33:22] <Cookie> yeah. probably best before we go too much further down this path
[16:33:26] *kara gets naked

If you don't hear from me, don't bother searching. I'm pretty sure the body will never be found

[Seraph]

If you don't hear from me, don't bother searching. I'm pretty sure the body will never be found

Mountains are even BETTER for body hiding!