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[Pedersen]

Ah, Skyrim humor...

[11:59:29] <kara> well you didn't say hi when I came in, I presumed you were working or something
[11:59:54] <pedersen> I was. Didn't even see nothing in here.
[11:59:56] <kanalah> or plotting skillet proof armor
[12:00:09] <pedersen> I wish that Psi would provide notification on people joining/leaving.
[12:00:19] <pedersen> kanalah: why do you think I play so much Skyrim?
[12:00:28] <pedersen> I'm trying to avoid taking a skillet to the knee.
[12:00:37] <kanalah> *plots*
[12:01:24] <kanalah> (Peds) "I used to be a Mod, just like you. Until I took a skillet to the knee."

[Kazim]

Indeed it is ^^

[taurinejunkie]

What is the Dovah word for "skillet" ?

[RayvenQ]

I should note, chat doesn't have auto correct.

<Seraph> I can't find this vag
<Seraph> *FONT

[Seraph]

Its the NAME of the font! I meant to type font afterwards.... god help me.

[RayvenQ]

Facepalming isn't going to get you out of this one.

<Seraph> <facepalms>
<RayvenQ> Facepalming, the equivilant of facedesk masturbation

[Pedersen]

First vag, now pen? What have we become?

[15:10:27] <RayvenQ> I used to be a teacher like you until i too a pen--....no, lets not go there

[Pedersen]

[16:38:55] <Rapscallion> you can't have your chocolate until you've licked your raspberry off the raps
[16:39:01] <Rapscallion> /pink floyd
[16:39:03] <northernzel> ....
[16:39:45] <taurinejunkie> rapsberry!

Wow... tj, I had no idea. Do we need to get you some time alone with some of the men of the board?

[taurinejunkie]

Woot, I got quoted.
Not so woot, the pun I was trying to make was misunderstood.

[Victory Sabre]

I'll let this speak for itself.

<pedersen> sorry for idle, was saying g'night to wife.
<Victory_Sabre> No prob.
<Victory_Sabre> I'm in and out with work
<pedersen> thanks vic. Saying that gives whole new meaning to the phrase "fucking work"
<Victory_Sabre> No kidding
<Victory_Sabre> Maybe I should go to Nevada and become a male prostitute for lonely women.
<Victory_Sabre> I'd still be getting fucked, but would like it.
<pedersen> probably.
<Kazim> are you sure about that?
<cookie> ...looked away for a moment and came back to this O_O
<Victory_Sabre> I still have my sense of humor. If I lose that, I'm in trouble
<pedersen> so, to make cookie come back, we just have to mention male prostitutes?
<cookie> oh hell
<pedersen>
<Kazim> is that going to chat quotes?
<Victory_Sabre> Oh, yeah

[RayvenQ]

<Seraph> but yeah, we got about eight inches

I love it when things like this happen.

[Pedersen]

Okay, this was positively epic. To set the stage, firecat88 signed in, and this happened:

[21:46:13] <kara> firecat!
[21:46:36] <firecat88> Ka-*sneezes*-ra!
[21:46:54] <pedersen> dammit.
[21:47:06] <kara> eh, not bad. salon trip #2 was a success
[21:47:20] <KiaKat> We're watching Family Guy from Sunday.
[21:47:23] <KiaKat> AWESOME.
[21:47:46] <pedersen> that sneeze in there put in a mental break, so now it looked like "ka-ra", which makes me now have to "Ancient spirits of evil: transform this decayed form into ka-ra, the everliving!"
[21:48:09] <firecat88> O.o
[21:48:30] <kanalah> I am doing awesome peds
[21:48:47] <firecat88> Peds, I'm sure that even if I wasn't sick right now, that statement would frighten me. XD
[21:49:04] <pedersen> you don't know Thundercats, do you?
[21:49:15] <KiaKat> GODDAMNITPEDS
[21:49:21] <KiaKat> I got rum up my nose.

And then all was quiet for a little bit... too quiet...

[21:51:36] <pedersen> ohai kara
[21:53:04] *pedersen hides behind KiaKat.
[21:53:15] <pedersen> worried about what ka-ra will be doing.

Now, before continuing, you need to know that ka-ra has a habit of beating me with frozen seafood, which brings us to this:

[21:59:08] *kara beats peds with frozen Tuna Halibut Eel Grouper Angelfish Mako shark and Eastern rainbow fish
[21:59:23] <kanalah> that's the whole damn fish market, peds
[21:59:38] <cookie> I got nommed while I was away?? How is this possible???
[22:00:21] <pedersen> not true, kanalah: She missed squid, octopus, shrimp, and swordfish.
[22:00:52] <kara> the ones I used are special in that order, peds
[22:01:00] <pedersen> you bitch!
[22:01:02] <pedersen>
[22:01:04] <kara> XD
[22:01:10] <kara> and now you've been double-punished

That's right, thanks to ka-ra, I just lost the game. And so did everybody else. You're welcome. And yes, I'm still laughing. That was completely epic, amazing, and ... I'll let KiaKat sum it up:

[22:03:15] <KiaKat> Kara, that's one of the most creative ways of making Peds lose the game I've ever seen.

I bow down before ka-ra. I am not worthy!

[dragon_wings]

^^^ wow. I'm in awe. I miss chat.
Too bad I was grinding on runescape tonight. (two week free membership... I'm making as many bronze arrows as I can.)

[Pedersen]

[13:19:20] <Seraph> holy cripes
[13:19:26] <Cazzi> I just got french kissed by a guinea pig!!!!!
[13:19:27] <Seraph> back, and uh, we nearely wrecked the car twice
[13:19:33] <kanalah> that reminds me, I need to visit the fish market and price out some big fish

For a change, that's the amount of context I have. I actually didn't reduce or strip it. That's just what got said, and in what order.

[RayvenQ]

I love it when people walk straight into misquotes.

<Cazzi> that was filling