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[KiaKat]

For some reason, I think I should login at http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Tamarian_language and change the entry "Darmok on the ocean" to "Seraph singing in chat".

What does everybody else think?

DOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEET!

If for no other reason, than to watch the trekkies' heads asplodie.

[Tuxian]

[12:12] Seraph: oh good GOD
[12:12] Seraph: cat farted in my lap
[12:12] Seraph: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CAT
[12:13] Seraph: someone get me a young priest and an old priest!

[Seraph]

You have no idea how bad it actually was! Seriously, I think it was so bad, it gained sentience somehow. ><

[Mikkel]

I can relate. My youngest cat, Emil, was the stinkiest kitten I have ever known. I used to say that he mewed from both ends when you picked him up.
He has mostly outgrown it, but every time he gets nervous he begins farting .

[RealUnimportant]

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you...

[dalesys]

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you...

Well, I did dye the stripes black....

[BeenThereDoneThat]

It's so funny when I hear about people having farty cats because I don't think I have EVER heard or smelled a fart from my cat and she's almost 20 years old. Guess I'm just...lucky?? (I wish I could say her shit didn't stink...but I'd be lying )

[Kara]

[12:42:29] <Pedersen> and now, for completely unrelated reasons, I'm looking at codpieces.
[12:42:38] <Pedersen> Completely unrelated reasons. I swear. Honest.

I'd ask why, but I don't even want to know....

[KiaKat]

Pedersen: *rubs himself all over Seraph. Twitch, woman! *

Posted without comment.

[Pedersen]

[16:26:26] <Seraph> what the
[16:26:36] <Seraph> its like sweet tarts inbred with carebears

I have no idea if this is supposed to be a good thing, bad thing, or something that makes Cthulhu run crying to his mommy.

I suspect the latter, but am not sure.

[taurinejunkie]

hey i like tentacle porn LOL

speaking of Cthulhu...

[xx_wolfie_xx]

[23:02:02] <Dilorenzo> No, I'm just all about the wood

[Pedersen]

[16:32:50] <dave1982> well, I'm off to make cookie dough
[16:33:00] <Shishire> /wave
[16:33:01] <RayvenQ> wait...cookie is your pimp now? xD

Yes, we did just go there. Yes, you're welcome.

[Cookie]

I wasn't even THERE!!!! And now I'm ... aaaa...ooooyyy

[Kara]

[21:35:40] <KiaKat> Das, YOU dressing up like a fertility symbol is BEGGING for trouble.

She speaks the truth....