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[JoitheArtist]

The first line is just something I thought of the other day. I've discovered that, as a geeky gal, my thought processes are...different...from most girls. Most girls I know settle down in the evenings with a Jane Austen novel or a fashion mag...I tend to grab a volume of Sandman.

And the second line: fangirl of Pyrogoeth simply because of the awesomeness of his response to an SC. Picking up the EW and putting her on a shelf...perfect. Priceless.

[wagegoth]

Mine is a thought that popped up one day when dealing with someone who was just pushing every button I have. For those who never read Dune by Frank Herbert, the gom jabbar is part of a test to see if someone is a human or an animal who walks on two legs.

It's probably best I not have one.

[erasily_ani]

Um....................................I'm a book worm? And I have a majorly overactive imagination, so the characters are incredibly real in my head. So the first one is a combination of all the Hogwarts houses, because really, we all have a little bit of each in us.

The other? Yeah, I have crushes on fictional characters (Seamus Finnigan. Edward Cullen. The Weasley Twins. Indiana Jones. Mutt Williams.) Yes, I know they're fictional. Nope, don't care.

Hi, my name is erasily_ani and I'm officially a complete and total dork.

[Monica]

My favorite character in Harry Potter is Snape. This is one of the funniest quotes I think. Even thought Alan Rickman hasn't said it, (and I hope he does in the 6th movie) I can hear him saying it.

[Jpurple]

um...yeah. I occasionally have debates with people who are excessively granola, and I have an odd sense of humor. I think I originally found the saying on instantattitudes.com

[Trayol]

I changed my third sig line to a quote from Evil Queen as it defines my mind quite well...mostly.

[MystyGlyttyr]

The first part is a link to my website, which has all my cool stuff.

The second is a rotating quote from various wrestlers. Right now it's Eddie Guerrero. I'm debating my new one now out of a Team Xtreme trifecta. It's either gonna be:

"Yet another shining example of why I am the most dominant woman this industry has ever seen!" - Lita

or

"Everybody's unique. Everybody has something that sets them apart from everyone else. I just happen to be gifted with something that makes me better." - Matt Hardy

or

"You ever try to shit and not pee? That's kinda hard." - Jeff Hardy

...I'm leaning towards the last one right now, heh...

[Emrld]

I happen to be very proud of my Wench status.
I was tired of seeing the term "Wench" used in negative light. Instead of getting offeneded and becoming defensive if the term was used in a way that offended me I made my sig line what it is.
This way on the (very rare anymore) occassion I see someone use Wench as a bad thing . . .I find something to add to the thread and put my opinion out there.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Something that popped into my head last night after waking up from a nightmare (Damn you, Gravekeeper, you finally made me need brain bleach!).

[AdminAssistant]

Mine is a line from Mythbusters...I need to pick a new one. I have a LOT of funny Mythbusters quotes.

The other one is one of my favorite quotes from George Carlin. It's from Brain Droppings, I think. And it describes my own financial situation quite well.

[tropicsgoddess]

I changed mine....

The first one is a quote from Groezig and the second one is a quote from Sarlon. The third one is a quote from The Wedding Singer where John Lovitz's character surreptitiously watches Adam Sandler's character sing his ranty song (to Drew Barrymore's character about his ex-fiancee standing him up at the altar) and how it's been helping his (John Lovitz) business.

[protege]

My quote is something Colin Chapman (founder of Lotus Cars) said about some mechanics...who were apparently attempting to work on some cars that he'd sold, and who were bitching about how his cars were designed.

[Meadhands]

My quote, "It is a beautiful day to be dizzy!" is actually roughly translated from Spanish. It was a line my slightly senile grandfather uttered during dinner a few weeks ago, and it was so classic, that I had to make it my own.

[ArenaBoy]

First line is of a Chelsea chant for Joe Cole, vids are in the links.

Second line is the announcer's reaction for a hell of a goal against Arsenal a couple of years ago. Let's just say that my reaction was quite uh, enthusiastic.

[FuzzyKitten99]

Anyone who doesn't know mine will be kidnapped, handcuffed to the Quick Stop counter, and be forced to be there from open until close. No closing the store to play hockey or go to a funeral.