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  • #16
    My signature is one of the last lines in one of my favorite local musician's songs about waitresses. It fits the board, it fits my life, and it is just a great song about a vastly underappreciated profession.

    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
    Still A Customer."

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    • #17
      I change mine occasionally. The two I have now are both from a haunting Bob Dylan song called 'Ramona'.

      The one I had before was a Spanish proverb which translated to "Life gives you surprises, surprises give you life."
      Because as we all know, on the Internet all men are men, all women are men and all children are FBI agents.

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      • #18
        1: A quote from East of Eden that I liked.
        2: My deranged blog. >.>
        "Oh, the strawberries don't taste as they used to and the thighs of women have lost their clutch!"

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        • #19
          Quoth Broomjockey View Post
          Didn't you get it in chat?
          Come to think of it, I probably did!

          It's been a while since I was in chat though.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #20
            The first one was picked from a list of quotes. I think it fits me particularly well.

            The second one is from a post of Kara's that I thought was quite funny.
            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
            My LiveJournal
            A page we can all agree with!

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            • #21
              The first one is all about SC's

              The second one is just a saying used by myself.
              Under The Moon Paranormal Research
              San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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              • #22
                I believe mine is rather self-explanatory, particularly on this board

                I do have to confess that it's a result of my brother and I being exceptionally bored in high school and finding every funny bumper sticker out there...this was one of my favorites. I always remember the list whenever I need a signature for some reason
                Your true character is who you are when no one is looking.
                --Unknown

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                • #23
                  Hmmm
                  my first one is self explanatory - I work for money, you want loyalty, get a dog. Pretty much outlining my disillusionment with most big corps that look at the bottom line and the bottom line only, and don't give a s*** about the people that actually MAKE them money.

                  The second one is a sarcastic poke at myself
                  The report button - not just for decoration

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                  • #24
                    At the moment, it's a quote from Heathers that neatly sums up my life in retail.
                    People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                    My DeviantArt.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth lordlundar
                      What? no cookie for showing it to you?
                      Sorry, I knew I forgot something.
                      "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

                      Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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                      • #26
                        Mine is a quote from the comic Something Positive which only amused me more once I started working at a police department (especially considering whoever did my background packet would have seen that quote on my facebook when I was hired)
                        "Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall

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                        • #27
                          Well, since I'm not a cool kid and ran out of space when I changed my sig, I no longer have the "fine line between hobby and mental illness" quote from Dave Barry.

                          Instead, I have a quote from RecoveringKinkoid about revenge being in the hands of people also holding frappuccinos.

                          ^-.-^
                          Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                          • #28
                            Anyone who doesn't know mine will be kidnapped, handcuffed to the Quick Stop counter, and be forced to be there from open until close. No closing the store to play hockey or go to a funeral.
                            "We go through our careers and things happen to us. Those experiences made me what I am."-Thomas Keller

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                            • #29
                              First line is of a Chelsea chant for Joe Cole, vids are in the links.

                              Second line is the announcer's reaction for a hell of a goal against Arsenal a couple of years ago. Let's just say that my reaction was quite uh, enthusiastic.
                              The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.

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                              • #30
                                My quote, "It is a beautiful day to be dizzy!" is actually roughly translated from Spanish. It was a line my slightly senile grandfather uttered during dinner a few weeks ago, and it was so classic, that I had to make it my own.
                                ~ It is a beautiful day to be dizzy!

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