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  • DGoddessChardonnay
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    Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
    yeah in my mind he wasnt so much biting as..... domineering......
    Hmmm . . . Frosty wearing black leather and armed with a whip.

    I don't see Rankin-Bass producing another Frosty special for quite a while . . .

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  • Sliceanddice
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    Quoth Evil Queen View Post
    Is anyone else getting an image of Frosty the Snowman biting Irv on the ass?
    yeah in my mind he wasnt so much biting as..... domineering......

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  • protege
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    Quoth SteeleDragon78 View Post
    sadly i got the disturbing image of him being violated from behind with frostys carrot......
    Son of a bitch....

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  • RecoveringKinkoid
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    See, that is our problem. The weather fluctuates so wildly down here in winter we never acclimate to it. Thanksgiving day, we could run around in shirtsleeves. The following day I was working up a sweat changing a tire.

    Day after that it was howling arctic wind. Just crazy. So we never really get used to it. You're right, if it stays really cold for a while, your body adjusts. But that really doen't happen very often down here. It can be warm and springlike in the afternoon, and then an hour later snowing.

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  • Shards
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    It is mild, the problem is that once you get used to it mild seems normal so mild cold = cold.

    You should try living in PA for a few years, THEN going down there, won't notice a thing, except possibly the heat.

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  • RecoveringKinkoid
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    I walked into band practice friday before last. It was buggering cold. I was bundled up in a long coat and scarf, struggling with a guitar case, shivering. Everyone knows how much I hate winter. Rest of the band watched me. Ivar (who's hatred of cold is only rivaled only by my own), shivering on the sofa with a cup of hot coffee clutched in his hands, says knowingly "Yeah, you're as miserable as I am, aren't you."

    I just looked silently at him, and then looked back at the door closing shut behind me as gusts of icy wind blasted through. I turned around and gave the Great Outdoors the digitus impudicus with my heavily gloved hand.

    Isn't this suposed to be freakin' South Carolina? Isn't the weather supposed to be mild here?????

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  • SteeleDragon78
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    sadly i got the disturbing image of him being violated from behind with frostys carrot......

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  • Evil Queen
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    Is anyone else getting an image of Frosty the Snowman biting Irv on the ass?

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  • Irving Patrick Freleigh
    started a topic F*ck you Mother Nature!

    F*ck you Mother Nature!

    So today we're getting a little bitch of a snowstorm. Looks like this winter will be a carbon copy of last winter. We had another snowstorm Sunday into Monday.

    And if that isn't bad enough, these snowstorms happen to be falling on our busiest shopping days. Today is Senior Day, and Senior Day in December is usually batshit crazy. We're forecast to do about $95K in sales; we'll be lucky to do a third of that.

    We're forecast to do $70K on Friday and $95K on Saturday, and what's in the forecast? Possible snowstorm. We can haz massive cuts in hours because we're not making sales?

    Seriously, all this snow can go eat my ass.
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