Internet Image Scavenger Hunt!

[Slytovhand]

6. Let me guess - no???

Not even half a point??


9. Close??

And nothing to do with it, but I was amused, so I thought I'd share it http://www.saynotocrack.com/img/cow_star_wars.jpg

1. Naked Obama... It's a picture.. of Obama.. and he's naked....

[Jester]

Jester my friend....

11. May be NSFW... Lots of pics... do I get multiple points?? (umm - it is her, isn't it??)

In case it's not - Safer for work :

And again...

Slytovhand my friend....

You got me all excited about Miss Anna. You really did. However.....

Your second link, which you said was safer for work, was the least safe for work (though I don't surf at work, being a bartender and all) and had zero to do with AP. Your third link was just a horrible photo. And your first link, while the best of the lot, with some good pics, had her in a bikini top....and shorts. For that, you get half credit, for half a point. Since it is, however, Anna Paquin, I'll give you double credit. One full polka-dotted point. But you can do better! (Soimeone? Please?)

6. Let me guess - no???

No. No sock puppet, no credit.

Not even half a point??

Not even a tenth. Sock puppet, yes. Does it have human genitals? No. Being NEAR something is not the same thing as HAVING something. My proximity to many females throughout the average day illustrates my point.

9. Close??

Okay, while that is not a cow eating a human steak, that IS a cow eating a human. And unless someone comes along with something better, it is, for the moment, impressive. I'll give you a lean point.

And nothing to do with it, but I was amused, so I thought I'd share it http://www.saynotocrack.com/img/cow_star_wars.jpg

Meh. I was almost tempted to take away the above point for that one.

1. Naked Obama... It's a picture.. of Obama.. and he's naked....

Meh. A modest photo. As with the other attempt at Obama au naturel, I'll give you half a point for skin.

All that effort, and all you get is 2.5 points. Tsk, tsk.

[wagegoth]

6. http://www.verkstad.com/monkey.html

http://flickr.com/photos/kel1/122328038/in/photostream/

[wagegoth]

17. http://www.flickr.com/photos/pandiyan/2466841687/

http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/sao/ast...1/TwinSuns.jpg

[Shpepper]

So How many points for all but one?




1. A picture of President Barack Obama. Naked.
http://www.queerclick.com/images/200...e_teaser16.jpg

Could it be?

2. Someone riding a bicycle with no wheels.
Once again for my amusement

http://synergy.ralf.netmindz.net/_in...8b6dab8db5.JPG


3. A pink flamingo drinking a beer.

http://flickr.com/photos/gundog247/2625833071/


4. A man literally pissing into the wind.

http://www.magnetictimes.com/index.php?ID=1285

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_D2eh87wkZJU/R4...Y/IMG_4772.jpg


5. The ghost of a Court Jester.

http://fineartamerica.com/images-med...obert-ball.jpg


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9DqIHY2Dg4...+atc.+card.jpg


6. A sock puppet with genitals. HUMAN genitals, mind you.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18.../lvw_cover.jpg


7. The nastiest toothpaste flavor known to man. (Yes, this is subjective. I am the judge. But keep in mind, even if I hate it, if the flavor is related to something edible, like olives, it can't possibly win.)

Charcoal was the worst one I found,


http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/11...al-toothpaste/
8. Speaking of olives, I'd like to see one. Figure skating.
I give up on this one.


9. A cow (or bull) eating a human steak. Bonus points if they are using cutlery.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/2...2cc0a4.jpg?v=0


10. The best (or worst) example of a "Costanza" wallet. For those that don't watch Seinfeld, a Costanza wallet is, like mine, ridiculously overstuffed. Find me the king of these.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/19/10...496ff668_m.jpg


11. Anna Paquin in a bikini. I have yet to be able to find such a picture, though I haven't looked that extensively.
I can’t promise this is actually her but it says it is.
http://www.zodcaps.com/moviepics/a/a...quin-strip.jpg



12. Bill O'Reilly in shorts, sandals, and a tropical shirt. I fear that this may be easier to find than #11. And that would be so sad.

How about a mono kini instead?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/18...ede902feea.jpg



13. The largest number of athletes wearing the number 13 in a SINGLE picture. An entire team wearing it would be killer. I really don't care what the sport is. Hell, it doesn't have to be a sport or even athletes. Just the largest number of people wearing this number on their shirts or uniforms.

How about one guy multiple times?
http://rpsportsplaques.com/Images/Ph...%20Marino3.jpg

14. A boxing giraffe.



http://www.thecolor.com/images/Kickboxing-Giraffe.gif





15. A person wearing, head to toe, pink camo. Sorry, GK. I know it's the joke that won't die, and even I'm sick of it. But I do think it would be a challenge to find this image. Plus, let's face it....THAT would be funny!

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-CUTE-PINK-CA...21153005r36493

Or

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../camodress.jpg




16. Snow on a palm tree.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_oXJhgT_8ZHY/R_...M/DSC01322.jpg

17. A twin sunset, but with the image NOT coming from any of the Star Wars movies.
http://outdoors.webshots.com/photo/2...34195326yjVCSR
http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/1...sunset-516.jpg

18. The Boobiemobile. I have no idea what it is, but I have to imagine it would be either pleasant or hilarious. Or perhaps both.
http://www.breaktaker.com/albums/pic...n/BoobsCar.jpg

19. Spy beer. As in Secret Agent Beer. Yeah, that kind of spy.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2193/...f7d57964ae.jpg

20. A piratical rabbi. Alternatively, a rabbinical pirate. Shalom, me maties!

http://wupj.org/Publications/Newslet...?ContentID=112 Scroll down . Or click next link.

http://wupj.org/Assets/newsletter/299_2nd_set.jpg

[Jester]

Wagegoth, nicely done on the sock monkeys....BOTH genders. Impressive. Two anatomically correct points.

And not one, but TWO twin sunsets. Two blinding points.

Four more points for you!

[Jester]

1. Again, semi-naked gets semi-points. 0.5
2. Broken link. No soup for you!
3. Score! Hilarious, especially with the PBR. One sudsy point for you!
4. Statue is hilarious, though the second link is broken. A well-deserved granite point for you!
5. Love the green ghost jester, though not really sold on the second one. A spooky point!
6. While the puppet with boobs is funny, the goal was one with genitals. Sorry, you get nothing.
7. Charcoal’s already been done. Sorry, love.
8. No olive, no love.
9. Cow barbecuing. Cute. Of course, I don’t read the language in the balloon, and I have no way of knowing that what he is cooking is human. Still funny. I’ll give you half of a smokey point.
10. Holy chipotle! That may well be the king of all overstuffed wallets! Here’s a long lost receipt for two points!
11. Why do you folks tease me so? Yes, that is her, apparently, but a lousy picture. I’ll dive in for half a point for effort, though.
12. There are no words. You EXCEEDED what I asked for. That is just….creepy. THREE brain bleached points for that monstrosity! (SHUDDER!)
13. How about….not.
14. A KICKboxing giraffe? Again, exceeding expectations and requests. I’ll drop kick a point and a half your way for it.
15. First one’s been done. The second one, there are no words for. Two eye-gouging points.
16. Another broken link. Tsk, tsk.
17. The first one is a reflection. The second one’s been done. But I’ll give you a solar half-point for effort.
18. Now THAT is another classic. A pair of boobalicious points for you!
19. VERY creative. You went outside of the box and yet still found the prize. That is worth another (double secret) two points.
20. Jewish pirates are NOT rabbinical pirates. Sorry, but no mazeltov for you.

I am running late for work, so I'll let YOU total up your points (though I'll check the math later tonight, I assure you).

So How many points for all but one?

Zero. Since, frankly, you didn't GET all but one.

That being said, I am a caring gamemaster, so your Herculean effort, I shall give you five Morning Jester points. Sadly, for taxes, I must take back two of them.

All in all, though, great job, Shpepper!

[Riesie]

9 - http://www.adamzucker.com/Images/thu.../cow_steak.jpg

16 - http://flickr.com/photos/garbe/78451464/

17 - http://ipac.jpl.nasa.gov/media_image...-05c_small.jpg

[One-Fang]

9 - http://www.adamzucker.com/Images/thu.../cow_steak.jpg

Okay, I'm not Jester, but I believe the request was a cow eating a human steak, NOT a cow eating a steak. There is irony in a steak-eating-cow, yes, but it's not what was asked for.

[wagegoth]

3. http://www.flickr.com/photos/74458080@N00/851381331/

[Shpepper]

Woohoo! ! ! ! 20.5 points.

For number 2 btw, I reused my original one. But I didn't take the points from that one for this total.
This is what happens when I get bored and can't sleep.

[draftermatt]

Meh, I only googled Anna Paquin because I said "who dat?" and found this terrible picture.

http://www.rumela.com/albums/anna_pa...in01.thumb.jpg

But hey, you can add it to your collection.

[Jester]

9 - http://www.adamzucker.com/Images/thu.../cow_steak.jpg

Okay, I'm not Jester, but I believe the request was a cow eating a human steak, NOT a cow eating a steak. There is irony in a steak-eating-cow, yes, but it's not what was asked for.

Said better than I could. Thanks, Fang!

16 - http://flickr.com/photos/garbe/78451464/

A new snow-covered palm. Worth a chilly point!

17 - http://ipac.jpl.nasa.gov/media_image...-05c_small.jpg

The same photo I've seen twice already. Sorry, but no. But at least you can add a point to your total!

3. http://www.flickr.com/photos/74458080@N00/851381331/

GREAT beer-drinking flamingos! A canned point for you, WG!

Meh, I only googled Anna Paquin because I said "who dat?" and found this terrible picture.

But hey, you can add it to your collection.

Why would I? As you pointed out, that is a terrible picture.

For those wondering who Anna Paquin is, she is probably best known for her role (as a child) opposite Holly Hunter in "The Piano," as Rogue in the "X-Men" movies, and as the lead protagonist in HBO's series "True Blood."

For those wondering what my obsession with her is, well....for whatever reasons, she just happens to appeal to me. A lot.

Time for some BONUS search items. Yes, bonus. As in, you can get bonus points for them.

For TEN points, find me a picture of Rene O'Connor in a bikini. "Who the hell is Rene O'Connor?" She was the actress that played Gabrielle in "Xena: Warrior Princess." And she was my Anna Paquin long before Anna Paquin was. Oh, one important note on this search item: the picture has to be of her in a bikini, but NOT as Gabrielle. In other words, any pictures that come from "Xena" will be automatically discarded.

(No, this thread is not simply a way for me to get more pictures for my collection. A boxing giraffe? Drunk flamingos? Please. Besides, no one has yet gotten a good one of AP anyways!)

And for twenty (yes, TWENTY!) bonus points, a real challenge. Nothing naked, nothing drunk, nothing esoteric or fanciful. All I want you to do is show me a picture of the building I spent the majority of my college class time in. What's the catch? Well, I'm not going to tell you the name of said building. Or, for that matter, the name of my school. But talk to your fellow CSers. I have mentioned and talked about my alma mater on these boards enough where I should not have to say the name here. As a matter of fact, if any of YOU name it in this thread, I shall disqualify you for the remainder of this game. I know, that could make this a devil of a time. That is, however, the state of things. Get in the zone. Scavenger hunts are, after all, supposed to be a challenge, don't you know.

But since I am not a total dick (just an occasional one), I will give you some hints. For those of you who haven't been paying attention, or are new to the boards or me, I went to one of the largest schools (by enrollment) in the nation, both then and now. One that is in a major athletic conference. And my major was one that was housed in the building you shall be seeking, whose name might be very tasty to some people. Well, kind of.

Impossible? No. Difficult? Well, for twenty points, what did you expect? A road map?

Good luck. You're gonna need it.

[SteverinoNY]

Is this the building?

Jester my friend...if I recall correctly you went to college in your delightful home state that you talk about all the time and wish to move back to someday. I am taking a shot in the dark in hoping this building is where you spent most of your time in college, but here is a link.

Tell me if this is correct... http://www.shopformuseums.com/info/images/asu1.jpg

[AdminAssistant]

And yet another shot in the dark....found the map for the campus. Maybe?

http://www.asu.edu/tour/tempe/stauf.html