Classic movie lines...

[RecoveringKinkoid]

WE-THOUGHT-YOU-WAS-A-TOAADD!

We're in a tight spot!

I'm the Pater Familias!!

I know, right? I was very tempted to just write "The entire script of O Brother Where Art Thou."

[Eireann]

"You actually put your dick in this woman, Jim?"

I cannot TELL you how often I've been tempted to say that to some guy (though using his name instead of "Jim", of course).

[Jester]

"And me.....I'm Eddie Wilson!"

"Captain, my Captain!"

[Slytovhand]

"Mr Bounder, there's a gentleman here to see you about a holiday....and that's all".

[Lace Neil Singer]

Nope, I've seen it too.

Yays. Definitely an underrated classic. XD

[Slytovhand]

EMPEROR: The Samurai is gone. The spiritof samurai lives forever. (a beat) Tell me how he died.

ALGREN: I will tell you how he lived.

[Eddie The 'Ead]

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughin'. Gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it...

[Trayol]

"I'm Spartacus!"

"It's just a flesh wound."

-"Where's the little girl's room?"
-"Oui, oui madame." <points>
-"Oh, no. I just want to powder my nose."

"Help, Help! I'm being repressed!!"

"To make a long story short..."
"Too late."

[Boggles]

I don't like men with too many muscles.
I didn't make him for you

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Travis Dubya Redfish. Everything works if ya let it.

Why is mah life so much harder than everyone elses?

Well that's a strange and wondrous thing boy but like everything else, it'll work if ya let it.

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You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. (from the original not the godawful remake!)

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[Boomer]

From The Godfather: "Make him an offer he can't refuse."

Most people use the line to mean an offer so good the person eagerly accepts it. In the movie, though, it's exactly the opposite. As in:

Michael: Well, when Johnny was first starting out, he was signed to a personal services contract with this big-band leader. And as his career got better and better, he wanted to get out of it. But the band leader wouldn't let him. Now, Johnny is my father's godson. So my father went to see this bandleader and offered him $10,000 to let Johnny go, but the bandleader said no. So the next day, my father went back, only this time with Luca Brasi. Within an hour, he had a signed release for a certified check of $1000.
Kay Adams: How did he do that?
Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Kay Adams: What was that?
Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.
Kay Adams: ...
Michael: ...That's a true story.

[Bradester]

Ooh, ooh, I have more!

"Oh stewardess, I speak Jive."
"And Leon's getting lllaarrrger!"
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
"Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol!"
"There's a sale at Penney's!"

[depechemodefan]

The line I remember best from The Long Kiss Goodnight was when Charlie and her daughter are about to bust out of the meat locker, Charlie says, "Hey, should we get a dog?"


I'm saving myself 'til I get raped. I thought it was gang-raped

I just LOVE finding new places to wear diamonds.

"Have you got the nerve to tell me you don't want to marry my son for his money?"
"It's true."
"Then what do you want to marry him for?"
"I want to marry him for YOUR money"

"Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?"


"...you got a lot of animal magnetism."


"I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father."

"Your father's light saber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Empire."

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"...
"Boring conversation, anyway."

"Arn't you a little short for a stormtropper?"

"We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master."

"That boy was our only hope"
"no, there is another."

"I am a Jedi, like my father before me."


"Scuse me while I whip this out."

"Hey, where the white women at?"

"Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. "

"We will now read from Matthew, Mark, Luke... and DUCK."

"Willkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. C'mon in. "

"Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo! "

"Sir, he specifically requested two "*******". Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch. "


YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, JOR-EL! I SWEAR IT, NO MATTER THAT IT TAKES AN ETERNITY! You will bow down before me! Both you and then one day your HEIRS!

"Otisburg???"

"Kneel before Zod." and "Come to me, son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!"

"Oh God."
"Zod"

" Even with all this accumulated knowledge, when will these dummies learn to use a DOOR KNOB?"

"Frankly, Mr. White, I really don't enjoy television. Too much violence. I was just reading Dickens."

[CaroPhoenix]

We were talking with the Master regarding the nature of conceptual reality. Psychologically speaking, the human mind, or brain or whatever, is almost incapable of distinguishing between the real and the vividly imagined experience. Sound and film and music and radio. Even these manipulative experiences are received more or less directly and uninterpretive by the mind. They are cataloged and recorded and either acted upon directly, or stored in the memory, or both. Now this process, unless we pay it tremendous attention, begins to separate us from the reality of the now. Am I being clear? For we must allow the reality of the now to just happen, as it happens. Observe and act with clarity. For where there is clarity, there is no choice. And were there is choice, there is misery. But then, why should I speak, since I know nothing?

[BethB]

Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away.

Reno: Hey, partner...
[points at bomb in hand]
Reno: This thing... uh... got any bite to it?
Rude: Shin-Ra technology at its finest.
Reno: Oh, so you made it?
Rude: If nothing else, it's... flashy

[SengaKitty]

"I know we're supposed to the Chosen People, but couldn't you choose someone else everye once in a while?"