Has anyone seen this bikini?

[One-Fang]

Yes it's more on the faker I want to expose. Can any of you identify this image and provide a link to the original full size version anywhere?

bikini

I'm thinking some of you men here at CS will probably know who that is right off.

TIA

[Boggles]

Actually i can because it was re-featured in the Daily Mail newspaper last week!

It is Dannielle Lux, current squeeze of Gary Lineker.

Clickety for article

The original of the image is halfway down (not the one with Monday on but lower down the page!

[One-Fang]

Wow, thank you so much! I totally didn't expect such a quick response.

[Boggles]

You're welcome.

However I should really clarify that i don't spend all day memorising what famous ladies bodies look like.

My awesome bast mate was saying she liked the bikini after seeing it on breakfast news newspaper review and asked me to save her the newspaper so she can look for something similar. Yesterday she caled round to colelct the paper off me!

[One-Fang]

What would be the odds? I'm guessing there goes an interesting conversation later - "Hey mate, you remember that bikini you asked me to save the pic of .... you'll never guess what popped up on CS.com!"

[Jester]

Okay, I am hopelessly clueless.

1. What faker are you trying to expose?

2. What does this have to do with that bikini?

3. Who the flying figlet is Danielle Lux?

4. Who the freakin' ferret is Gary Lineker?

[ArenaBoy]

Okay, I am hopelessly clueless.

3. Who the flying figlet is Danielle Lux?

It's Danielle Bux actually.

4. Who the freakin' ferret is Gary Lineker?

Soccer player! Who is now the host of the highlights program Match of the Day!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Lineker

Him during his time at FC Barcelona:



And him now, as Match of the Day host (Though I like Adrian Chiles and Alan Hansen better). He's the one holding the ball.

[One-Fang]

Well, quite frankly Jest, the answers to 3 and 4, as far as I'm concerned, are "I have no freaking clue". But I'm figuring if the Daily Mail is featuring them, one or the other is famous, and from the way Boggles said it, I'm guessing it's him.

1. On another board I'm on I suspect this 'character' is a made up second account of a particular person. There are actually three personas, all with basically the same name, interests, and way of speaking. They're supposedly sisters. One of the sisters has this as her photo, captioned "My first day out of the abbey" - she is an ex-nun and this gorgeous and brilliantly tanned figure is apparently what she hid under her habit. I suspect all three are made up and since the image posted had the face removed, was pretty sure it was fake.

2. Um, that's what it has to do with that. The image I linked, with the face cropped out, was her "this is me" photo.

So far we have this, and four of the 20 or so images on one of the other sister's pages have been found online. Mostly they're generic dog/cat/me photos, so very hard to find. However, the one she claims is "her" sonogram of her triplets is actually the very first result if you go to google image search and type in "sonogram triplets". Me, I'd have taken something from at least page 5-6 or so.

It's certainly looking like the three are all fake, but the evidence that it's the one particular person faking them is a bit shaky.

At this stage if I come out to the whole forum with only this, I'll be shot down as "bully" "bitch" and a few other choice words, because she is oh-so-loved by virtually everybody else.

I'm amassing the evidence for a massive take-down when it's compelling.

[calulu]

Does this person go by some version of 'Wonder Woman'?

[Jester]

I'm amassing the evidence for a massive take-down when it's compelling.

But....why?

Seriously, what do you hope to accomplish? So she's faking, like thousands of others on the net. So what? How is she (or he, or it, or they) harming you with this charade? And if this person is indeed so beloved by the board in question, what do hope to prove by "taking them down?" Are they robbing the board's coffers? Are they selling their children into slavery? Are they bilking them out of billions in history's largest Ponzi scheme?

Or are they really just a self-important and woefully deluded asshole hungry for attention? And if so, wouldn't your "expose" give them just that?

Just some thoughts on the matter.....

[Evil Queen]

Am I the only one that thinks that is one hell if an ugly suit?

[One-Fang]

No 'wonder woman' involved, but the whole story is quite amusing ...

Okay, we have K, who I think made up all three 'sisters'.

S1 is the primary 'other used' account, with quite a bit of activity on the site, including other forums than the one I met "her" on. Complex for a fake account. S1 is pregnant with triplets. She has twins who just turned 2 themselves. She is married to a Rabbi. She visited Iceland recently, and got a 5-week stay in hospital from cholera when she helped clean up after Hurricane Ike. Despite being married to a Rabbi, she is not Jewish herself, and seems to have a fascination for churches.

S2 is S1's identical twin sister. Separated at birth, they grew up separately and S2 married a Mormon. S2 has eight children, from at least two multiple-birth pregnancies (possibly some individuals). One of the children is a boy with Asberger's syndrome, and one (possibly the same?) is a boy who is an "idiot-savant".

S3 is the hot ex-nun. She's a lot younger than her sisters, but also grew up in a different household as all four of the children of this family were adopted out to different households. She was physically abused by her adoptive parents and turned to God. She left the Catholic Church after an attempted rape by a priest where she was blamed and he got away scot-free. S3 now lives with S1, providing her with 24 hour care as S1 is so wracked from the cholera that the strain of carrying triplets (around 17wks) has her bedridden 24/7.

S3 also holds a commercial pilot's licence and used to fly missions for the church (although google tells me the Holy Father himself doesn't have a private plane).

Into this cacophony of fun we also introduce G, the 93 year old male ex-neighbour who moved in with the Rabbi, S1, S2 and the twins because he also needed 24/7 care, and if the house isn't full enough, three dogs, a cat, and two chinchillas.

I think that's all. It's quite confusing sometimes.

[One-Fang]

But....why?

Because the bitch lies about me to everybody there, claims I "HATE" her (she used the caps) when I've actually said pretty much nothing to her, and has even set up a private team where she can slag off me and one or two others who got up her bonnet to anyone who cares to read it.

I don't much care if someone wants to pretend they've got some other life. But when they make up lies about me and try to get other people to hate me, I call that game on.

[Nyoibo]

But....why?

Everbody needs a hobby.

[RayvenQ]

My Moderator senses are tingling.

Yup, I'd say it was the same person. The main giveaway being that, despite all 3 supposedly grew up far from each other, or at least away, they have the same way of talking, that just wouldn't happen.

My Verict: A (possibly crazed) Attention Whore.

One thing I've learned from Modding on the site that I do is, You can guarantee that anyone who gets themselves banned has A brother that did it.

Also, despite being ultra fashion tasteless and clueless, I agree with EQ (When do I not xD)