Ah, I'm also fluent in pretty much every dialect of the American South, which really is a separate language of its own. 
I was joking with friends who were programming their GPS to give directions in a British dialect (said the American was too pushy). I said they should make "Southern" an option. "Now, y'all go on up here a little ways, an' turn right at the store, an' then y'all make a left at ol' Doc Farmer's house...."

I was joking with friends who were programming their GPS to give directions in a British dialect (said the American was too pushy). I said they should make "Southern" an option. "Now, y'all go on up here a little ways, an' turn right at the store, an' then y'all make a left at ol' Doc Farmer's house...."





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