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  • Wherein Irv probably gets shot...in a dream...again

    Why do I have dreams like this?

    So I'm at work, and I have a new female coworker. Thing is, she has a boyfriend/male acquaintance/baby daddy who's apparently a paroled murdered and doesn't mind returning to jail, so we all have to watch what we say and do around her.

    It's after work, at night, and several of us backroom people are heading to our cars after work when the paroled killer comes zooming up in some old muscle car and waves a shotgun around and drags one of my coworkers into his car, and off they go.

    Other coworkers, for some reason, want to run to the grocery store across the street and call for help there, or something. I don't want to go with them--I just want to hop in my car and get away--but I go with them for some reason.

    Just outside the grocery store, the killer returns in his muscle car, nearly running us down. He waves the shotgun around some more and forces another coworker of mine into the car.

    After they leave, I suggest we go inside the grocery store to call for help, since that was the original plan anyway, and because with any luck the killer won't know we're in there. But no, now they want to return to my store!

    So we start heading back. Up comes the killer again. This time he demands I get in the car with him. I must've balked a little bit, because he pulled the trigger on his shotgun and I heard the blast....

    and then I woke up.

    That made it a little hard to get back to sleep.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

  • #2
    Time for a vacation, Irv.
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #3
      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
      Time for a vacation, Irv.
      Or placement in the Witness Protection Program...
      I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

      Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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      • #4
        Quoth Bella_Vixen View Post
        Witness Protection Program...
        I can think of a safe place for him.
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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        • #5
          Well, my own dreams usually involve me shooting other people, but that's aside the point.

          Steps:
          1) Vacation
          2) Own firearm
          3) Get CCL, or equivilent
          4) Learn to use it
          5) There is no step 5
          6) Feel secure
          7) Sell firearm and go back to normal

          or is that just me and my biases ?
          I like things that go *bang!*

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          • #6
            Quoth Wingates_Hellsing View Post
            Steps:
            1) Vacation
            2) Own firearm
            3) Get CCL, or equivilent
            4) Learn to use it
            5) There is no step 5
            6) Feel secure
            7) Sell firearm and go back to normal
            8) ?????
            9) PROFIT
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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