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  • #16
    Quoth Spiffy McMoron View Post
    Not if you want thw corresponding badass gravelly voice!
    I can fake a gravelly voice. Wouldn't wanna talk like that all the time.

    Unless I could sound like Alec Baldwin. I'd totally do it then.
    Quoth Peppergirl View Post
    We totally need a wolf-whistle smiley.

    Oh, and the hat is ok too, I guess.
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    • #17
      Lookin' hot!!! And I'm all for the coat.
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      • #18
        Quoth Broomjockey View Post
        I can fake a gravelly voice. Wouldn't wanna talk like that all the time.

        Unless I could sound like Alec Baldwin. I'd totally do it then.


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        • #19
          Rowr.

          Nice hat, too.
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          • #20
            Quoth Broomjockey View Post
            Actually, I now have my eyes open for a trench coat. I wanna be the next Humphrey Bogart.
            *wipes up the drool*

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            • #21
              (Dibs on being Lauren Bacall! )
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              • #22
                A pimp cane and a monocle?

                I like the hat but it doesn't really go with the shirt...
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                • #23
                  Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                  I like the hat but it doesn't really go with the shirt...
                  Shh, don't tell anyone, but that's just my pj shirt. It's not like I'll be wearing those two together outside.
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                  • #24
                    How about a tweed suit?

                    While dragging myself through my shift at Ye Olde Clearance Swampe today, I saw an older guy in a brown tweed suit.

                    He looked pretty sharp, I must say.
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                    • #25
                      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                      How about a tweed suit?
                      Too warm. It's not a bad idea, but a proper tweed suit would have the pants, jacket, vest, and dress shirt, and possibly an undershirt to boot. I'd die of heat exhaustion even in winter o_O At least with a trenchcoat, I'd be able to just whip it off if I got hot.

                      As for why I didn't look for the coat before now (if anyone was wondering), someone wearing a random trenchcoat tends to have several negative connotations (flasher being the most benign).
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                      • #26
                        Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                        As for why I didn't look for the coat before now (if anyone was wondering), someone wearing a random trenchcoat tends to have several negative connotations (flasher being the most benign).


                        Honestly, most of the guys I've seen around wearing trenchcoats were kinda....creepy. Not that the trenchcoat made them creepy, they were already creepy. But top that with a black trenchcoat and....yeah. (This includes one of my students. Who I regularly notice giving me 'elevator eyes'. CREEPY!!!)
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                        • #27
                          Quoth AdminAssistant View Post


                          Honestly, most of the guys I've seen around wearing trenchcoats were kinda....creepy. Not that the trenchcoat made them creepy, they were already creepy. But top that with a black trenchcoat and....yeah. (This includes one of my students. Who I regularly notice giving me 'elevator eyes'. CREEPY!!!)
                          It's all in HOW you wear it. Head up, shoulders back, exuding old-school confidence and bad-assery, a trenchcoat is the perfect accessory.
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                          • #28
                            why do I get the impression that you are a cowboy trying to pretend your aren't one? why?


                            hehe. Anyway, nice hat broomy it's really spiffy.
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                            • #29
                              Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post
                              (Dibs on being Lauren Bacall! )
                              Damn - I was going to claim her! Mmmm - maybe I could be Audrey Hepburn?

                              Rapscallion

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                              • #30
                                Quoth Rapscallion View Post
                                Damn - I was going to claim her! Mmmm - maybe I could be Audrey Hepburn?

                                Rapscallion
                                You would go with the Sabrina joke.
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