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"Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
- Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V
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Quoth sexiphatchick View PostDo you cover the pour spouts on the bottles every night?
1. The main bar, where we are having the problem, has probably well over 200 spouted bottles.
2. The bottles aren't the problem. If they were, the flies would not be concentrated around just the main service bar area and the beer tap area, which, as I said in the OP, they are. Hell, if it was the bottles, I would think they would be concentrated over our four dedicated rum rails, as rum is sugar-based. But they aren't.
Quoth Jack T. Chance View PostAnd if all else fails, try Orkin, Terminix, or another professional pestcontrolassassination service!
Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View PostAlso, smoke. Sometimes when the bugs get too bad to work outside, I build a fire and throw some green leaves and pine on it to make smoke.
I am assuming your bar is an outdoor one?
Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View PostThe repellant will at least keep the Little Dammits out of your eyes.
Quoth It shouldn't View PostCoffee/bagel shop next door had the same problem. Turns out them was drain flies (they breed on the sides of the drains). 1 cup of bleach down the drain at closing every evening and then flushing a bit with plain water when they came in did the trick
Quoth Kogarashi View PostIf you've got organic garbage, especially banana peels, it might be worth it to make a separate trash bin for those, which you have to make sure to empty out every 10 days or more frequently.
Quoth Amethyst Hunter View PostThere are also these hanging bait traps that unfurl to reveal a long UBERSTICKY strip from which there is no escape, but beware: these are very gunky and nigh-impossible to remove from anything else if their gunk gets on it.
Quoth PizzaDrone View PostCitronella aromatherapy oil generally works quite well for keeping insects and the like away. Not the best smell in the world, but better than having bugs about.
Our current "attack plan" as it were is peppermint oil. What we do is dilute a few drops of it in a cup of water, and use that water to wipe down the affected areas when we open. We then keep a cup of the mixture in both areas. The idea is that the peppermint oil repel the flies for whatever reason (we don't know what it is). It works passably, but things could be better. (They were much worse when we ran out of peppermint oil for a while.)
By the way, those of you who are wondering, "What about Raid spray or stuff like it?" I swear the fuckers are almost immune to it. One day recently when I came in to work, I saw the fuckers LOUNGING on the bar, hanging out, enjoying themselves, right in front of the service bar area. Like they were on a pool sundeck. I shit you not. So I went ballistic. "Okay, you fuckers want to mock me? I hope you got more than that, because I'm coming for you, you little bastards!" And I whipped out a new can of Raid for Flying Insects and unleashed Armageddon on them, spraying down the whole area with a thick cloud of death.
Or so I thought.
They all fled the cloud, but were back walking through the residue like I had merely inconvenienced them. I may have killed all of ten. Maybe. Yes, my coworkers were amused by my Pattonesque tirade. And yes, those of you who are worried, every surface that might come into contact with food, utensils, ice, or anything else was thoroughly cleaned after the onslaught. (Do you think I'm stupid?) So, yeah, fuck Raid. These guys not only laugh at Raid, they have standup comics who have built their entire career on mocking Raid, the Raid company, and idiots who think that it actually might do what it says.
Keep the ideas coming, folks....some of them are quite good and quite practical. And my management is willing to try a lot, within reason.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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We had a breakout in my apartment recently. Here's what worked for us:
Get a bowl and fill it with grape juice.
Cover it in plastic wrap
Use a toothpick to poke holes in the plastic wrap--no holes near the rim!
Set bowl near area of infestation
Pour bleach down the drain and let the adults drown in the grape juice.
--Yeah, much the same as the funnel method, but with added imaginary fly screams with the bleach.
Why are you looking at me like that?The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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Quoth Jester View PostThey all fled the cloud, but were back walking through the residue like I had merely inconvenienced them.
Anyway, One of the outbreaks we had here at work came from a garbage disposal in the break room. I took and filled a bucket half full with ice, and filled up the sink in question, and turned on the water, followed by the disposal. It eliminated them pretty quickly because they couldn't all fly out as fast, and running ice through a disposal will clear out most of the crud that tends to build up in them.
Ever since, I make a point of checking it at least once a night to make certain people aren't leaving food sit in it again.
On the chemical front, one of the tech's brought in a can of Repel camp spray fogger which may or may not have helped the latest situation (It may well have been the cold, since most of our infestations seem to come from the dock, where the trash compactor is...). I just wouldn't want to be around for long if you spray it, since it recommends plenty of air...
Eric the GreyIn memory of Dena - Don't Drink and Drive
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Quoth Eric the Grey View PostBe careful, next they'll be asking for free drinks for the inconvenience.
While I DO give out free drinks at my bar from time to time (and am authorized to do so), the number of people that have ASKED for free drinks and actually received them from equals the number of tattoos I have, plus the number of times I have been awarded an international medal of some type, plus the number of times Anna Paquin has knocked on my door in a skimpy bikini.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Hey Jester,
If I ever make it to your bar, can I have a free drink?
Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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Okay so they seem concentrated around the drains right? Have any of these drain ideas been tested? What about the drain traps, when were the last time those were cleaned out? Mom has a problem with drain flies once...every time the sperm donor said he cleaned out the trap he hadn't and when Mom finally did... Well lets just say the kitchen had to be aired out for a couple days.
But no more problems with inscets until the fridge died over a weekend vacation.
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Quoth Seshat View PostIf I ever make it to your bar, can I have a free drink?
I've explained why before.
Most bartenders have the authority to buy drinks for patrons. But the general rule of thumb with bartenders is that those who ASK for free drinks don't GET free drinks. We give them out to those we choose to, or as apologies for fucking something up, or if our managers tell us to for some VIP or such. (I don't have spineless managers, so it's usually for a good reason in my bar.)
Quoth Aethian View PostOkay so they seem concentrated around the drains right? Have any of these drain ideas been tested? What about the drain traps, when were the last time those were cleaned out?
No, just the drains of the one service bar well and the beer taps well (not the sink wells or any of the less-used ice wells).
I am not sure.
And I have no idea.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Back when I used to hang out with K (she of "You Have Your Baby In A BAR!" fame), she worked in a bowling alley with a decent bar.
One time I went in, and ordered my usual (couple) shot(s) of Jamesons.
Bartender poured one for the each of us.
Fruit flies.
All that yummy deliciousness gone down the drain.
At least the flies had good taste.....I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.
Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.
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Spray ammonia on the bug blood when you kill them. This way the cops won't be able to test it and arrest you for murdering them."I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House
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Quoth Bella_Vixen View PostAll that yummy deliciousness gone down the drain.
I have to tell you, if I am hoisting my beer, shot, whatever, and there happens to be a fruit fly who has committed the most glorious of suicides in my glass, you know what I do? I drink the damn thing, and drink the damn fly too! I, for one, shall not let his sacrifice go in vain! Nor shall I condone the abuse of perfectly good alcohol.
"But Jester, that's gross! And un-hygienic! You're swallowing a FLY!"
Relax. It's fine. You see, the fly's been swabbed in alcohol!
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jester View PostDown the drain? Really?
I have to tell you, if I am hoisting my beer, shot, whatever, and there happens to be a fruit fly who has committed the most glorious of suicides in my glass, you know what I do? I drink the damn thing, and drink the damn fly too! I, for one, shall not let his sacrifice go in vain! Nor shall I condone the abuse of perfectly good alcohol.
"But Jester, that's gross! And un-hygienic! You're swallowing a FLY!"
Relax. It's fine. You see, the fly's been swabbed in alcohol!I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.
Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.
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