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  • SPAM! And I don't mean the Play.

    HAHA! I finally got one of these! Nothing has been changed including the line space from the "W" to the "e" in "We".




    PROMOTIONS HEADQUARTERS

    SOUTH AFRICAN 2010 WORLD CUP

    46664 BID LOTTERY AWARD

    LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS: 31,

    BRITON COURT CARLTON EAST GATE.

    IN CONJUNCTION WITH FEDERATION

    INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION

    [FIFA] OUR LATEST SURPRISES !

    LATEST RESULTS OF THE PROMOTIONS.

    W
    e are pleased to inform you that your email address have been selected for a cash prize of One Million United State Dollars [US$1, 000,000.00]. This is in line with our promotion for the world-cup come 2010. The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system (ess) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world. This promotion is sponsored by the Federation International Football Association [FIFA], and approved by the British Gaming Board and also licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). This promotion is the first of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

    To file for your claim please contact your claim agent which well be stated below, However, your email address was attached to ticket number (647/560/854/188) with serial number (5368/02) draw the lucky numbers (06-09-13-15-40-43-02) which eventually won the lottery in the first category of the draws.

    Zodiac House Promotion Company, P.O. Box 1820

    Auckland Park, Johannesburg, South Africa

    Attention: Mr. ROGERS AMALA

    Phone: +27-834-378-986

    E-mail:
    south.af2010@gmail.com

    When you contact your Agent, please provide them with your secret pin code (x7pwyz2009) with your reference number (BWBI: 2551256003/23) you are also advised to provide them with the under listed information as soon as possible:

    Provide us with your full details

    Full Name (Surname/First):..............….

    Address:.......................................... ...

    Country:.......................................... ..

    Telephone:.......................................

    Fax:………………………………

    Gender:........................................

    Marital Status:...........................…

    Age:............................................

    Occupation:................................

    Ref numbers and Batch numbers:

    Ticket numbers and Serial numbers:

    BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF COMPANY/ INDIVIDUAL:

    Date:............................................

    Endeavor to email/fax the Agent your full details such as your winning information’s,

    If you do not contact your claims (AGENT) within 72 hours of this notification, your winning could be revoked. Winners are advised to keep their winning details/information’s from the public to avoid fraudulent claim (IMPORTANT) pending the transfer/claim by Winner.

    Congratulations once again!!!

    Regards,

    Mrs. Nolin Jordan

    Promotion Manager.

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Nelson Madiba Mandela

    Mr. Joseph Sepp Blatter

    [FIFA President]

    Mr. Ruff Markham Mrs. Joan Marley [Board Member] [General Coordinator.
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    Whats the point with needing the gender? Marriage proposals?

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    • #3
      I'll give the lad a call this evening (my time - about 3am over there).

      Been a while since I talked to a lotto lad.

      B
      "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
      I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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      • #4
        Nelson Mandela.

        Seriously??

        Srsly?!?!

        Oi...

        Welcome to the bandwagon, EQ!!! Isn't it so amusing to get one of those!! You feel all special! And all warm and fuzzy inside...like I just swallowed a puppy!!

        ...

        No...?

        Just me, then. Gotcha..

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        • #5
          Hey, it took just under 10 YEARS to get one! Now I feel like I'm part of a special club!
          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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          • #6
            Quoth scam letter
            Nelson Madiba Mandela
            Guess he's gotta have something to do now that apartheid is gone.
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #7
              It's a shame I missed grabbing the article, but in my city, someone got creative. Apparently this person thought it wasn't enough to send emails like this. Instead he goes door to door and I swear, remembered the details of one of these emails and was pitching it.

              Yes, a live, door to door nigerian spam. A+ for effort, F for results.
              I AM the evil bastard!
              A+ Certified IT Technician

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              • #8
                I have yet to get one of these. I feel left out.

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                • #9
                  Here's what the lad sounds like.

                  And for some strange reason, the Reverend Tim Horton tends....at times.....to speak like....The Shat!



                  B
                  "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
                  I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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                  • #10
                    from all the continents of the world.
                    All of them? Even Antarctica?
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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