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    To the girl sitting next to me in the computer lab...

    Um, hi. you don't know me, but I know more about you and your family and friends than I ever wanted to.

    Why, you ask? Because you're sitting next to me, babbling away on your fucking cell phone in a computer lab, while I'm frantically trying to get a paper finished that's due in half an hour. A paper that I would've had done BEFORE now if my computer had actually been able to read the data ouputs, but no, stupid incompatibility issues force me here, to enjoy your presence, even though I was here first (childish? ME?!). Now, I realize that's not your fault, but seriously, have a little compassion for people around you. I know you're flight number, when you arrive, when you leave, what airlines you're using, and whatnot.

    I also know, that this is a family gathering of sorts. And apparently your uncle is a womanizer. Nice. I also know that you're, and I quote, "gonna cause a scene in fronta everybody, bof sides of da family. And oooh, it's gonna be hot ta-ma-row."

    ...

    Saddest thing is I have my mp3 player on. and I STILL HEAR YOU!!

    I don't care that "Oh my gosh! Someone shot him in de head!?! Oh my gootness!"

    Really I don't. STFU!!!


    <DEEEP sigh>

    Ok, now that THAT'S out of my system, I'm going to print my paper. Done. Get me the hell outta here before I get really irked...
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    Run Lupo! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!

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    • #3
      Wwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! If only you could've turned to her and came up with something snarky.

      People don't realize that identity theft happens often by social engineering. Either the person talks to you directly, or they pick up on your conversations and gather information that way.
      "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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      • #4
        Some of the phone conversations I overhear on the T...let's just say that if I didn't have the moral compass that I do, serious damage could be caused.
        "I am quite confident that I do exist."
        "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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        • #5
          Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
          Some of the phone conversations I overhear on the T...let's just say that if I didn't have the moral compass that I do, serious damage could be caused.
          Same with me and all the wrong e-mails I receive.

          My sympathy, Lupo.

          B
          "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
          I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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          • #6
            When I was in college (I promise I'm going back soon!) our computer lab would kick you out if you were being loud. That's probably why I spent so much time there even if class ended hours ago.....

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            • #7
              I hate the "share too much"ers! Especially when speaking about unknown rashes and such. EEEEK! I've actually been threatened by text by unknown persons about an unknown situation. apparently "I" was talking trash to her mama about stuff she did and "I" am jealous that "my" ex is her friend and doesn't want to date my skanky ass. the texts and voicemail were amusing but I eventually had to let them know it was a wrong #.
              "Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your software."

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              • #8
                This is my every day at work.

                I know too much about the guy who sits across from me and his family...his parents' health issues and the revolving door of home health care workers...his dad's colonoscopy appointment ...what a bitch his sister is...how much he doesn't care about said sister...he's putting Tyvek on his house addition this weekend...blah blah blah...GAH!
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • #9
                  There was a woman at the gym like that. She'd be constantly on her phone, or talking to friends about everything and anything. Things like, the rash she had on her leg, her husband's um, "bedroom problem" or what she was doing over the weekend.. On and on and on, and it wouldn't matter if you had your iPod up as far as it would go. You could *still* hear her!
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