So yesterday was my birthday...the old 28. I had been living with a young lady for about three and a half months. Well it finally came known she couldn't stand my pet parrot and I was given an ultimatum..."Me or the bird Diablo...pick one"
"Bird"
"You can't be serious." I think she was rather shocked how quickly I responded.
"I've had the bird since I was twelve. He waited for me when I was over seas...I've know you for at most six months...Bird wins."
"Your telling me that your going to end a normal healthy human relationship over a fucking pet?!?"
"Yes"
"Your willing to give up sex with me over your stupid pet?!?"
"Bird can't cheat on me...so that makes it now 2 good reasons....Bird doesn't spend my money, 3 good reasons...come on you got to give me something here...you ain't making this a difficult decision"
So needless to say, it was decided that we would take a break for a little bit. Considering some of my previous relationships, this wasn't the worse break up...hell no cops so that's always plus. She did apologize when she got home and realized it was my birthday. Her roommate had to tell her when she started complaining to her about me. For the record, the bird is now 3 and 0 against girlfriends that didn't like him....
So anyone else got some good breakup stories?
"Bird"
"You can't be serious." I think she was rather shocked how quickly I responded.
"I've had the bird since I was twelve. He waited for me when I was over seas...I've know you for at most six months...Bird wins."
"Your telling me that your going to end a normal healthy human relationship over a fucking pet?!?"
"Yes"
"Your willing to give up sex with me over your stupid pet?!?"
"Bird can't cheat on me...so that makes it now 2 good reasons....Bird doesn't spend my money, 3 good reasons...come on you got to give me something here...you ain't making this a difficult decision"
So needless to say, it was decided that we would take a break for a little bit. Considering some of my previous relationships, this wasn't the worse break up...hell no cops so that's always plus. She did apologize when she got home and realized it was my birthday. Her roommate had to tell her when she started complaining to her about me. For the record, the bird is now 3 and 0 against girlfriends that didn't like him....
So anyone else got some good breakup stories?
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