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...that my legs is itchier than hell, but I can't scratch it.
That is all.
That is all.
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I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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OK, I'll bite. Why not?"Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably -
Said leg is broken and in a cast?
(if so - *hugs*)"When did you get a gold plated toilet?"
"We don't have a gold plated toilet"
"Oh dear, I think I just peed in your Tuba"
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Instead of scratching...try patting the area. Over and over and over and over and over.
Works with me sometimes.
And why cant you scratch?Comment
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Why must you frighten us like that?
Jerk.
I'm glad your leg itches!
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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LMAO!! Meanie.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostWhy must you frighten us like that?
Jerk.
I'm glad your leg itches!
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Hee! Your posts are always makin' me laugh.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostWhy must you frighten us like that? Jerk. I'm glad your leg itches!"Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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I'm thinking healing new ink. Really wouldn't want to scratch that.Comment
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I saw this and guessed tattoo as well.
RapscallionComment
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Soloution: Put itching powder somewhere where you can itch and itch that instead
I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.Comment
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This wouldn't be like the person who got poison ivy on their personal object?
And was fortunate enough to have friends with a long-sleeve jacket & time to spoon-feed them?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Now I know what I'm doing this weekend.Quoth dalesys View PostThis wouldn't be like the person who got poison ivy on their personal object?
And was fortunate enough to have friends with a long-sleeve jacket & time to spoon-feed them?
"All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"Comment
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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This thread is causing me to itch all over.
What I do if I can't itch something is I itch close too it, but not on it.
Works when you are in public and need to itch your bum.
"Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.
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