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The Tinkle Battle
In a rough estimate, with a cap at 80, my sister is a level 74 at helping raise children. She's babysat and housesat and childsat since she was 12, and has basically helped raise three kids until her recent years.
She's 19, brother in law is 20. Brother in law is somewhere around level 14.
Baby Gatlin (yes, named after the gun) is a level 78 shot with tinkle.
So, I'm sitting across the table battlefield, idly reading and half-watching bro stumble with the diaper, often making the UGH of nearly throwing-up. Although I could not smell anything from my side.
Sister decides he has to get some EXP, and keeps Gatlin's head occupied with talking and a pacifier.
Bro removed -UGH- the dirty dia-UGH-per, and UGH cleaned his ass admirab-UGH... admirably.
...UGH.
He sets down the new diaper,UGH and I look up. Notice my sister's eyes widen, and her mouth open to say," Pull up the diaper NOW!" when Gatlin lets loose a Water Blast. UGH
6k damage on the new roll of paper towels, UGH 500 damage on the candy dish with an additional 1k per candy, and bro does what he can only think to do.
He puts his hand in the way of the water barrage. UGH
So, baby Gatlin is peeing on his daddy's hand, sis is laughing her ass off,"Why'd you put your hand up? Now you can never move it!"
Sister moves his diaper up, bro moves his clean hand from the booty, and Gatlin decides to tinkle my way.
Being a lvl 80 escapist, I dodge the blast and invoke my healer abilities on the camera he dared splash.
If only the baby had been a Squirtle instead of a Blastoise.
She's 19, brother in law is 20. Brother in law is somewhere around level 14.
Baby Gatlin (yes, named after the gun) is a level 78 shot with tinkle.
So, I'm sitting across the table battlefield, idly reading and half-watching bro stumble with the diaper, often making the UGH of nearly throwing-up. Although I could not smell anything from my side.
Sister decides he has to get some EXP, and keeps Gatlin's head occupied with talking and a pacifier.
Bro removed -UGH- the dirty dia-UGH-per, and UGH cleaned his ass admirab-UGH... admirably.
...UGH.
He sets down the new diaper,UGH and I look up. Notice my sister's eyes widen, and her mouth open to say," Pull up the diaper NOW!" when Gatlin lets loose a Water Blast. UGH
6k damage on the new roll of paper towels, UGH 500 damage on the candy dish with an additional 1k per candy, and bro does what he can only think to do.
He puts his hand in the way of the water barrage. UGH
So, baby Gatlin is peeing on his daddy's hand, sis is laughing her ass off,"Why'd you put your hand up? Now you can never move it!"
Sister moves his diaper up, bro moves his clean hand from the booty, and Gatlin decides to tinkle my way.
Being a lvl 80 escapist, I dodge the blast and invoke my healer abilities on the camera he dared splash.
If only the baby had been a Squirtle instead of a Blastoise.
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