Forgive any typos you may see....I'm extremely intoxicated right now and have spell check turned off because I refuse to conform! That, and the little red dashes below the wrong words make my nose twitch.
Ya know what, you fucking douche, fuck you. You go all over to the other side of Wisconsin for a drunken weekend camping, promise you'll call me, and you don't. You get so drunk that you can't even spell NUGGET, and you try to give me all these excuses why you didn't call....FUCK YOU.
I am a good girl. I have no criminal record. I admit to driving drunk a handfull of times, but I have never been in your spot. Obviously, being drunk and around your idiot friends and skanky girls is more important than calling me. Obviously, if I call your FRIEND and ask to speak to you is the only time you'll answer. Even then, you don't recognize my voice and ask who I am.
Please. I drink myself. I was born and raised here in Wisconsin, had my first drink at toddler age, I can outdrink men twice my size....it's a fucking shame that you promised you'd call me tonight and I got so drunk that I didn't even recognize a childhood best friend, but you.....you didn't even call. After TWO DAYS of the same excuse.
So I am done calling you. Go get a 5th DUI and rot in prison for a few years and then die. I am done with you. I deserve better.
I may not be the prettiest girl, but I am WAY above average looking, I am smart, clean record, and I am a fucking honest person. And I deserve a guy who keeps his promises to me.
Sincerely your drunken friend who has had 5 too many Leinenkugel Reds and Alabama Slammers,
Blas87
Ya know what, you fucking douche, fuck you. You go all over to the other side of Wisconsin for a drunken weekend camping, promise you'll call me, and you don't. You get so drunk that you can't even spell NUGGET, and you try to give me all these excuses why you didn't call....FUCK YOU.
I am a good girl. I have no criminal record. I admit to driving drunk a handfull of times, but I have never been in your spot. Obviously, being drunk and around your idiot friends and skanky girls is more important than calling me. Obviously, if I call your FRIEND and ask to speak to you is the only time you'll answer. Even then, you don't recognize my voice and ask who I am.
Please. I drink myself. I was born and raised here in Wisconsin, had my first drink at toddler age, I can outdrink men twice my size....it's a fucking shame that you promised you'd call me tonight and I got so drunk that I didn't even recognize a childhood best friend, but you.....you didn't even call. After TWO DAYS of the same excuse.
So I am done calling you. Go get a 5th DUI and rot in prison for a few years and then die. I am done with you. I deserve better.
I may not be the prettiest girl, but I am WAY above average looking, I am smart, clean record, and I am a fucking honest person. And I deserve a guy who keeps his promises to me.
Sincerely your drunken friend who has had 5 too many Leinenkugel Reds and Alabama Slammers,
Blas87
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