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  • Freedom! Glorious freedom!

    Well...I've survived today at work, I've packed my bags and now it's off to bed because I have to leave at about 2:30 tomorrow morning for my flight.

    So no more work stories for the time being. In the meantime, it's (*groan*) Classic Irv. Relive your favorite Irving Patrick Freleigh stories and remember how much you laughed and laughed at them. In the meantime I'll keep you updated with sightings from the road.

    I'm just so happy I don't have to think about work for at least the next 10 days.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

  • #2
    change your answering machine message to include: And if this is work I'm on vacation until *date* and it's staying that way.
    Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
    Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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    • #3
      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
      In the meantime, it's (*groan*) Classic Irv. Relive your favorite Irving Patrick Freleigh stories and remember how much you laughed and laughed at them.
      The thing is, I usually cry, rather than laugh.
      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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      • #4
        Imagine the shitstorm when you get back......I have a feeling you and Ree will be exchanging stories about hell after vacation for quite some time.
        You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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        • #5
          Have fun! And be sure to bring back some keychains for Becks.
          I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

          Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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          • #6
            Okay, I give up....where the hell is Irv going? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

            "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
            Still A Customer."

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            • #7
              Quoth Bella_Vixen View Post
              Have fun! And be sure to bring back some keychains for Becks.
              What Bella said.
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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              • #8
                Swing down here to NC and take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                Enjoy the break, Irv . . . you're escaping for all of us.
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • #9
                  mad jealousy.....my vacays not til August. Enjoy!! Relax!! Recoup!! And best of all, have some drinks and soak up the sun!! U deserve it 4 sure!!
                  Sorry, my love cannot be bought. And if it could, you obviously don't have enough in your account to do so.

                  ~Do not pass go, Do not collect $200. You lose, my friend, you lose~

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Jester View Post
                    Okay, I give up....where the hell is Irv going? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
                    Right now I'm in Butte, MT. I flew into Salt Lake City this morning and boy are my arms tired.

                    I just got back from dinner. Pizza buffets are God. There was one kitty corner from my hotel, not unlike the one unholypet works at I think. All I could eat for $6.95. The pizza was simple but groin-grabbingly good, and I scarfed down plenty of salad, potato wedges, spaghetti and dessert pizza as well.

                    Now I feel like a snake that just got done swallowing a cow whole. I just want to sit around and digest it awhile.

                    Tomorrow I will be at Glacier National Park and staying in Whitefish MT.
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #11
                      enjoy your vaca. I can only imagine what the clearance swamp will be like when you get back.

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                      • #12
                        **sniff sniff** only 5 months til I take my week away
                        I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                        -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                        "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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                        • #13
                          Oooh are you flying solo? I love road trips. And I like ANY style of Irv!!! Enjoy!
                          "If you are planning not to tip, please let your server know before ordering so they can decide whether or not to wait on you" - from an advice column I read some time ago

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Giggle Goose View Post
                            Oooh are you flying solo? I love road trips. And I like ANY style of Irv!!! Enjoy!
                            Nah, I'm with my parents. I just spent about twenty minutes trying to locate some lodge in Glacier Park they "saw on TV."

                            That just takes me back to work, helping people find "that thing, that does something, it's blue, I forget the name of it anyway do you have it?"

                            It sure is beautiful out here. While killing time at a visitor center I got to see a mountain goat just go tra-la-la-la-laaing out into the parking lot. I heard somebody say they like to lick the tires on vehicles.
                            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                              Nah, I'm with my parents. I just spent about twenty minutes trying to locate some lodge in Glacier Park they "saw on TV."
                              That's so my mom.

                              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                              While killing time at a visitor center I got to see a mountain goat just go tra-la-la-la-laaing out into the parking lot. I heard somebody say they like to lick the tires on vehicles.
                              Maybe due to salt on the road in winter? But it's summer...
                              Last edited by Food Lady; 07-23-2009, 04:57 AM.
                              "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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