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So, my boyfriend has this cat, named Ash. Ash has been with boyfriend since he was a wee little kitten and is now 11 years old. Ash and boyfriend are very close, and Ash is very goofy sometimes. I thought I'd share some of his sillier stories.
"Let me tuck you in!"
Ash likes to tuck boyfriend in. Sometimes he tucks me in, too, but he almost always tucks my boyfriend in. To do this, Ash will first require that boyfriend is laying on his back. If he's laying on his front or side, Ash will put his front paws up on boyfriend's hip like he's trying to roll him over. While he's laying on his back, Ash will walk up onto boyfriend's chest and stomp. Like, literally, stomp his front paws. Sort of like kneading. After he does this a few times, he will lay down on boyfriend's chest and purr and demand head rubs. The whole process takes about 5-10 minutes. After, Ash will jump down and go his merry way. But boyfriend can't go to sleep until Ash tucks him in. And if he gets up in the middle of the night, to use the bathroom or something, Ash has to tuck him in again when he comes back to bed.
"But the water is DANGEROUS!"
When boyfriend takes a shower in the morning, Ash sits outside the bathroom door and cries. And cries. And cries. Until boyfriend comes out. Often, Ash will come cry to me too. We have determined that he is worried that boyfriend is getting wet, and when he comes crying to me, he's basically saying, "He's getting WET! You have to SAVE HIM!" When boyfriend gets done in the shower, he usually opens the bathroom door a crack to let the steam out (our vent doesn't work very well) and Ash will nose his way into the bathroom to investigate, like he's making sure everything his safe. Sometimes he will sit or lay down in front of the shower, like he's some kind of guardian trying to prevent boyfriend from going back in there.
"Mau mau mau!"
Ash likes to have conversations with us. They usually go like this:
"Hi Ash!"
"Mau!"
"Really?"
"Mau!"
"Are you sure?"
"Mau!"
"No way!"
"Mau!"
"Don't say that, Ash."
"Mau!"
etc. etc. They can go on for several minutes. He will literally respond to everything we say/ask him.
"I'm a GHOSTBUSTER!"
We have a large floor rug in the living room. Ash likes to chase things under it. Thing is, we're not sure WHAT he's chasing under it, so we've determined the apartment is haunted and Ash is chasing ghosts. He makes a very funny little "Whurrr!" noise and dives under the rug, his tail sticking out and twitching.
"Bless You."
This just happened. Ash is sitting next to me on the couch, and I sneezed, and he looked at me and meeped.
Anyway, he's a really nice cat and really funny. I'll post some more stories if I think of some more of the funnier ones. Does anyone else have some unique cat stories?
"Let me tuck you in!"
Ash likes to tuck boyfriend in. Sometimes he tucks me in, too, but he almost always tucks my boyfriend in. To do this, Ash will first require that boyfriend is laying on his back. If he's laying on his front or side, Ash will put his front paws up on boyfriend's hip like he's trying to roll him over. While he's laying on his back, Ash will walk up onto boyfriend's chest and stomp. Like, literally, stomp his front paws. Sort of like kneading. After he does this a few times, he will lay down on boyfriend's chest and purr and demand head rubs. The whole process takes about 5-10 minutes. After, Ash will jump down and go his merry way. But boyfriend can't go to sleep until Ash tucks him in. And if he gets up in the middle of the night, to use the bathroom or something, Ash has to tuck him in again when he comes back to bed.
"But the water is DANGEROUS!"
When boyfriend takes a shower in the morning, Ash sits outside the bathroom door and cries. And cries. And cries. Until boyfriend comes out. Often, Ash will come cry to me too. We have determined that he is worried that boyfriend is getting wet, and when he comes crying to me, he's basically saying, "He's getting WET! You have to SAVE HIM!" When boyfriend gets done in the shower, he usually opens the bathroom door a crack to let the steam out (our vent doesn't work very well) and Ash will nose his way into the bathroom to investigate, like he's making sure everything his safe. Sometimes he will sit or lay down in front of the shower, like he's some kind of guardian trying to prevent boyfriend from going back in there.
"Mau mau mau!"
Ash likes to have conversations with us. They usually go like this:
"Hi Ash!"
"Mau!"
"Really?"
"Mau!"
"Are you sure?"
"Mau!"
"No way!"
"Mau!"
"Don't say that, Ash."
"Mau!"
etc. etc. They can go on for several minutes. He will literally respond to everything we say/ask him.
"I'm a GHOSTBUSTER!"
We have a large floor rug in the living room. Ash likes to chase things under it. Thing is, we're not sure WHAT he's chasing under it, so we've determined the apartment is haunted and Ash is chasing ghosts. He makes a very funny little "Whurrr!" noise and dives under the rug, his tail sticking out and twitching.
"Bless You."
This just happened. Ash is sitting next to me on the couch, and I sneezed, and he looked at me and meeped.
Anyway, he's a really nice cat and really funny. I'll post some more stories if I think of some more of the funnier ones. Does anyone else have some unique cat stories?
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