Joi the Klutz

[JoitheArtist]

I don't usually trip over my own feet, and have never had a broken bone, but I still manage to injure myself in unique ways.

Case in point:

I love chewing on crushed ice. I know it's bad for my teeth, but I don't care. So last night I was goofing off online, happily chewing ice...when a very sharp shard of ice slipped out of my teeth, and slashed open the roof of my mouth. Had to hold a cloth to my mouth for a few minutes to stop the dadgum bleeding!

Geez...

Seriously, who does that?? What a maroon....

[RayvenQ]

I know how you feel, I'm often burning the roof of my mouth with hot cheese, resulting in slight blistering and an entire layer ofskin (or whatever the hell it is in your mouth xD) peeling off.

[Food Lady]

I hurt myself in idiotic ways routinely, including literally tripping over my own foot. I once broke my arm because the chair I was dancing on tipped over.

[RayvenQ]

I have to admit, I often nearly get injured by idiotic things.

Like up around the age of 15-16 doing a backflip from a swing (when you reach the apex of a forward swing you flip over and, if all goes well, land on your feet, which I always did)

Except for this one time, I have no idea what was running through my head but I thought it'd be a brilliant idea to do a backflip....while the swing was not moving. I barely missed getting my face sanded and instead landed hard on my chest.

Another time was when we were using a railway bridge to get across a river to a campsite we were going to, there were 5 of us, 3 guys 2 girls, all of a sudden one of the girls yelled "TRAIN!" we all move to the side (plenty of room there) all except for one of the lads, who over reacts and dives over the rail, just managing to catch hold of it. While I was pulling him up he was shouting "Don't let me fall I can't bloody swim" to which I replied "You'd best not bloody fall, I aint going in to get you, I can't bloody swim either!"