I'm guilty!

[Nurian]

I had a full chef rant today. Observe.

ME: I think I'll make my lasagna tonight.
WIFE: Do you have everything for that?
ME: Yup. But I'll need to buy meat.
WIFE: No you don't, there's meat in the freezer.
ME: hmm.....okay. But I'll need to get Italian sausage to mix with it.
WIFE: (hates sausage, no innuendos, please :P) Ewwww....why not get sausage links?
ME: What?
WIFE: Sausage links!
ME: For lasagna??? What's next? Spray cheese instead of Ricotta? White bread instead of noodles? Ketchup instead of sauce? Honey, I'm trying to make a Da Vinci here, and you're handing me CRAYONS!!

[dalesys]

So I expect your supper tonight will be in glorious 64 color splendor?

And another—In a family argument, if it turns out you are right—apologize at once! - Lazarus Long

[Camry178]

Heh heh...That was just too cute.

[XCashier]

What's next? Spray cheese instead of Ricotta? White bread instead of noodles? Ketchup instead of sauce? Honey, I'm trying to make a Da Vinci here, and you're handing me CRAYONS!!

Reminds me of Ace of Diamonds' story about the guy who took his girlfriend on a bread and cheese picnic and packed Wonder Bread and Velveeta Slices. Some folks just don't know food!

[Mnemjian]

Spray cheese instead of Ricotta? White bread instead of noodles? Ketchup instead of sauce?

Sounds pretty close to Kraft Macaroni n' Cheese (Which is also good in its own way)

[tropicsgoddess]

Honey, I'm trying to make a Da Vinci here, and you're handing me CRAYONS!!

Blech...I hate spray cheese. There's nothing wrong with sausage in lasagna. I made shells with spicy italian sausage as my topping with the meat sauce and it was a HIT! Nurian, love that quote btw!

[Red_Dazes]

Honey, I'm trying to make a Da Vinci here, and you're handing me CRAYONS!!]

.....*GIGGLES* I love it! Mayhaps I may steal it for my siggy??

[Nurian]

Sure! I'd be honored