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  • The Ugly Rug of Death....

    Has become my ferrets favorite play thing. On to the story!

    So we were shopping at Freddies on Sunday... because well... they rock... and our meanderings lead us to the home decor section.... where we happened to pass a sign proclaiming "50% off All blahXblah rugs" Intrigued I was so I stopped to have a proper gander, and before me... the last on the shelf was with out a doubt the most horrid rug I had ever seen. Imagine if you will a cat eating a tan and orange plaid skirt.... puking it back up into a hair ball of death.... and then untangling that hair ball into a shag carpet... you would be getting close. Every fiber in my being cringed at the sight of this rug... it was awful... it was ugly.... it was gaudy... it was ....amazingly soft and fun... and I knew that two little carpet sharks would LOVE IT. So I put it in the cart and proceeded to spend a whole $7 dollars on it.



    ...It has become a HEAVEN. And we put little smelly things on it. IE- I sprayed some perfume on one corner and Kodo went nuts for it. The Beau accidentally dropped some tobacco on it and OH BOY did that go over well... and if we roll it up into a nice loose inside out tube... OH GOD it is like Ferret crack. So we have decided the rug will stay. And we shall continue to smell it up with ferret bait till the day comes when it reeks with a stench so ungodly that the only course of action will be to burn it.... burn it into stinky stinky ashes......


    ...and then buy a new one....


    ........this just in... Art the Cat loves it too.... she wants to eat it...

    Best $7 I have ever spent... though quite possibly the ugliest.

    Below are the direct links to the pictures however if you just want to go to the blog http://red-dazes.blogspot.com/ the pictures are there too

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E2RuewQrpp...h/IMG_3315.JPG
    Above: Ugly Rug Of Death...

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E2RuewQrpp...Ugly+Cute2.jpg
    Above: Kodo and Bella loving the Ugly Rug

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E2RuewQrpp.../Ugly+Cute.jpg
    Above: Kodo and Bella having fun.

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E2RuewQrpp...Bella+cute.jpg
    Above: Bella in the tunnel of Death! ((look at the metallic thread! OMG!))

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E2RuewQrpp.../Kodo+Cute.jpg
    Above: Kodo in the tunnel of Death. Thinking about trying to steal it.
    Last edited by Red_Dazes; 09-15-2009, 06:51 PM. Reason: Pictures!
    "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
    -Red

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    "English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results."
    - H. Beam Piper

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    • #3
      I used to have Ferrets but I had to give up the last one when I moved to the apartment I'm at now in the Beaverton area.

      https://www.youtube.com/user/HedgeTV
      Great YouTube channel check it out!

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      • #4
        I need a photo of this rug and these ferret babies!
        "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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        • #5
          Quoth telecom_goddess View Post
          I used to have Ferrets but I had to give up the last one when I moved to the apartment I'm at now in the Beaverton area.

          Sad day! *Hugs* I don't think I could ever move somewhere where I couldn't have them.

          Quoth calulu View Post
          I need a photo of this rug and these ferret babies!
          They are here they are here! YEY!
          "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
          -Red

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          • #6
            your ferrets look high.... did you also add ferret nip?

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            • #7
              Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
              your ferrets look high.... did you also add ferret nip?
              Haha! No, they just love the rug that much.... and they were still trying to wake up when I grabbed them for the photo shoot!
              "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
              -Red

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              • #8
                Hehe! You should send them in to Cute Overload

                By they way, yes, that is quite the ugly rug.
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • #9
                  SQUEEEEEEEE! Ferrets! I love ferrets! And yours are cute!
                  You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Kittish View Post
                    SQUEEEEEEEE! Ferrets! I love ferrets! And yours are cute!
                    Hehehe! Thank you! ^_^ I believe them to be quite cute as well.... you should see them "war dance" It is quite possibly the cutest thing on the planet. and I am pretty sure it defies at least 3 laws of physics... which 3? I have no clue... but I am sure they are very very broken.
                    Last edited by Red_Dazes; 09-16-2009, 05:45 PM.
                    "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
                    -Red

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                    • #11
                      Cute ferrets! And yep, that is ugly all right
                      "English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results."
                      - H. Beam Piper

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