grossest movie youve ever seen?

[Bramble]

As for the rest of you, I don't think you understand the level if terror inherent in Urotsukidoji. You haven't seen anything till you've seen a Godzilla sized demon annihilating a city using nothing but his writhing squid like genitals. <shiver>

Actually to my twisted mind that sounds rather interesting. I am imagining it in my mind and I find it funny

[cinema guy]

I've just got Planet Terror from LoveFilm.

[Kara]

Actually to my twisted mind that sounds rather interesting. I am imagining it in my mind and I find it funny

I didn't quite realize it at first. I still had a shred of innocence (it's looooong gone now though ). Then it was like, "Oh. My. God. Those things shooting fire are his-"

You can actually find edited clips on YouTube. But it's kind of like taking all the drug references out of a Cheech and Chong movie.

Also, there's a commercial now for Dannon Yogurt where this bitch takes a container off the shelf, looks around, then puts it over her mouth and slurps until the sides squeeze in. Then she takes it off and wipes her mouth. It's f-ing DISGUSTING.

Yeah, that's right. I can somewhat tolerate gigantic fire-spewing cartoon phalluses and a machine made by Hitler to rape a dozen women to death in order to summon a demon, but people being gross in real life makes me want to puke. Go figure.

[Gravekeeper]

Actually to my twisted mind that sounds rather interesting. I am imagining it in my mind and I find it funny

Oh it got worse. Much worse.

The part that particularly scarred me and my friends was where the demons give this kind of Vegeta looking kid a big floppy green Super Demon Penis(tm) ( Seriously, just the penis. Nothing else. Like a big novelty Hulk dildo. ) but he has to cut his own off in order to attach the SDP in the single most disturbing anime transformation sequence ever devised by man.

God that show was.....gah. "Haha, they told him he has to cut off his wang! Wow, I mean no one would ev-OH GOD OH GOD WHAT THE HELL OH GOD STOP THE VCR"

Slept with my legs crossed that night. I'm not sure if we ended up watching the entire thing or not. It was a huge boxed set like 6 or 7 tapes. My mind sort of goes blank when I try to recall, as if its blacking things out to protect me.

[Kara]

Yeah, and for some inexplicable reason, before doing this he cut up his parents and boiled them in a pot.

[Gravekeeper]

Yeah, and for some inexplicable reason, before doing this he cut up his parents and boiled them in a pot.

Glue. You need a good quality adhesive to attach a demon wang.

[42_42_42]

Also, there's a commercial now for Dannon Yogurt where this bitch takes a container off the shelf, looks around, then puts it over her mouth and slurps until the sides squeeze in. Then she takes it off and wipes her mouth. It's f-ing DISGUSTING.

Yeah, that's right. I can somewhat tolerate gigantic fire-spewing cartoon phalluses and a machine made by Hitler to rape a dozen women to death in order to summon a demon, but people being gross in real life makes me want to puke. Go figure.

You're 100% correct. That commercial sucks donkey dong.



I think it's a texture thing. I like yogurt, but I don't like thin, slurpable yogurt. Blech. Proper yogurt is eaten with a spoon. Preferably after stirring up the fruit from the bottom. If it's too thin to be food and too thick to be a beverage then in my world it ain't edible.

[Kara]

Actually to my twisted mind that sounds rather interesting. I am imagining it in my mind and I find it funny

If you value your sanity, turn back now. It goes without saying that this mild link isn't for the faint of heart.




You have been warned.


This doesn't even come close to scratching the surface, but it's probably the most graphic thing YouTube will allow (and the choice of song to accompany the vid just makes it creepier).

But like I said before, there's enough normal action to keep you hooked. One of the best settings for a battle in the history of the universe is in the third movie, where Amano Jyaku (the series' quasi-hero) and Faust Munihausen II (evil nazi scientist) prove that they are supreme badasses by fighting while riding on nuclear missiles. This clip is edited. The green ball of energy that seems to come out of nowhere at the end was actually fired from the unborn god's mother's uterus.